Carl Schilling

A Peacefull man.

he meditates under a mango tree daily and would never hurt a fly

Carl Schilling is the peacefull man

by qwertyuiopbcydgfnosdnf November 24, 2011

Schmoozing

The art of picking up talent over the internet and talking your way into their bed

I was schmoozing this bird last nite and she invited me round to dangle out her ass

by sellyourstuffonebaydotcodotuk February 11, 2010

Schmooing

Description of lesbian sex

Look at them schmooing against each other

by Lady Zim February 26, 2009

schillingmaster

A truely haneous person, usually with the first name of Malia, with no friends, is dyslexic, skinny enough to break in half, and spends every waking moment watching TV shows such as 'The Office' and 'Ugly Betty'.

Schillingmaster has quite a big problem with dyslexia -(See definition #4), she doesn't understand the difference between fired and fried.

by hajugjug November 10, 2008

Schling schlong

When you get a rebound on 2k or rocket league you schling it down to your partner who then proceeds to schlong it into the goal.

Mathis: yo Cole schling it!!!!
Cole: schlinging!!!
Mathis: schlongggg!!!
Cole and mathis: schling schlong ok!

by Mduncan3 January 31, 2019

schling

a bong or water pipe used to smoke weed. See bing or binger

bill: yo let's go rip the schling

by Robert Fletcher October 9, 2006

schmoobing

Smothering by boobies

Your boobs are so big, you keep schmoobing me

by Terabytes April 9, 2017