Schnitzel Wurst

The act of interrupting the intercourse, which takes place in a sandy area (I.e beach, playground etc), in order to coat the genitals of the male in sand and then continue the coitus.
George 22

"I like long walks on the beach after giving the good ol' schnitzel wurst"
by The good listener July 27, 2019
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The "Schnitzel"

To coat your partner in flour, "egg" them and coat the mwith breadcrumbs.

Very common practice in Austria.
Wow, did you hear what John and Jane did yesterday?
OMG, did they try the "Schnitzel"?
by aSLACHSNUTTEN March 28, 2017
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Hot Crossed Schnitzel

The act of hitting a penis layed out on a flat surface with something heavy, causing immense pain.
My woman wanted to ride me on the table, but my dick missed the hole and she gave me hot crossed schnitzel. Still freaked her anyway.
by Sam Majik November 03, 2016
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winer schnitzel

A big fat Scottish penis only bad asses have it like kyle and Gavin and Liam and Noah and gianna
Kyle did u see that Winer schnitzel on that kid named Noah it's really long
by Gdevs August 04, 2017
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nonshit schnitzeled

To be denied, or robbed, of your ultimate expectation.
Jenny, I thought our date night at binkies would serve us oktoberfest jaeger schnitzel, but instead we had a salad and all you did was kiss me. You nonshit schnitzeled me.
by el capitano! October 05, 2018
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Schnitzel Groover

A mythological tool used for making Vagina's by the Viking Gods.
or can be used for just any tool you've forgotten the name of that you want the apprentice to fetch by Gesturing/pointing in a very broad direction towards the back of the Garage...He/she is expected to mind read exactly what it is & deliver it promptly to a waiting hand
"oi you little fucker, grab the Schnitzel Groover & bring it over here"
by A_B_M January 24, 2024
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Dirty Schnitzel

The German version of a Dirty Sanchez, whereby the giver makes a singular vertical swipe down the booger trough of the victim. The victim must give the Heil Hitler salute after receiving the dirty deed.
Vicki used her Big Icky strap-on last night on Scott then gave him the Dirty Schnitzel. For being a Nazi he sure is a bitch.
by DudeBaloney February 04, 2024
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