Schnitzel

A wimp

“ARE YOU A MAN OR A SCHNITZEL!?”
-Mr. Doofenshmirtz

by Lluma July 6, 2021

Schnitzel Groover

A mythological tool used for making Vagina's by the Viking Gods.
or can be used for just any tool you've forgotten the name of that you want the apprentice to fetch by Gesturing/pointing in a very broad direction towards the back of the Garage...He/she is expected to mind read exactly what it is & deliver it promptly to a waiting hand

"oi you little fucker, grab the Schnitzel Groover & bring it over here"

by A_B_M January 23, 2024

schnitzel cock

Schnitzel Cock is a phrase shared amongst bros. The phrase can mean a variety of different things but traditional means to crush it, to not take shit from anyone and to not take advice from anyone that makes less money than you.

Wake up and schnitzel cock it today bros.

by anonymous January 28, 2025

Schnitzel Shank

When you get kidnapped by a fat German and he decides to shank you in his new Lederhosen

"Ach! Guten Morgen Kinder, sterben jüdischen Abschaum!"

*You receive a Schnitzel Shank*

by Thitherurtian November 28, 2017

Schnitzel Tits

An individual that is dim-witted and appears to be aloof at all times.

Tina is such a schnitzel tits... She forgot her purse at the restaurant again!

by J Sizzurp III October 29, 2010

winer schnitzel

A big fat Scottish penis only bad asses have it like kyle and Gavin and Liam and Noah and gianna

Kyle did u see that Winer schnitzel on that kid named Noah it's really long

by Gdevs August 3, 2017

schnitzelled

Someone who's not all there, or on cloud 9... Normally baked or wigging out.

Noodles has had so many pipes, he's schnitzelled himself.
Ozlington just saw the vote i brought home for him, now he's schnitzelled

by Robbarelli101 February 11, 2021