schnitzel

adj.

To be of a schnitzel nature. Meaty, heartie and filling. To be tough and tastie.
The word is used in combination to give an extra description that is more defining of the object being described. A well cooked schnitzel is used to describe something especially good.

ant.
schitznel

ie. She's schnitzel dipped in honey.
ie. That's schnitzel. He's schnitzel.

by Peter Suwara April 10, 2007

schmutz haken

Dirty hooker.

"Just remember the broom with the funny name!"
"Schmutz Haken!"

by westernclassics October 1, 2009

schnitzel burger

a large pile of crap

Man, i just unloaded a Schnitzel Burger.

by Skullface June 26, 2004

schmuffeled

Getting thrown off of a moving vehicle...going 30 mph

Like Sitting on the back of your ex-girlfriend's car, her taking off going 30 mph with you sitting on the trunk. Then, you get schmuffeled and your body slides on the not so loving concrete...which causes severe pain and agony.

by Ben Garrett July 17, 2006

schmetzed

when you wake up still drunk

Dude, Jeff was so schmetzed this morning he knocked over all the coffee!

by chadbrochill1700 May 16, 2010

schnitzel finger

when your finger pokes through the toilet paper while wiping

i was wiping my ass with cheap toilet paper and gave myself a "schnitzel finger"

by the keepsake October 16, 2012

schmotzer

A small flaccid German penis.

If it wasn’t for his schmotzer, Hitler would have had a better chance.

by Leemush June 13, 2018