Schmoovey

Sex + movie (like Netflix and Chill, but better)

Want to come over and schmoovey?

by Mexicarlos007 April 24, 2018

schmooze

To be shy!

Ujih john was schmoozed at the occasion

by Ujih john June 1, 2018

Schmooze

A level above flirt. Usually to impress the opposite sex.

“Zach you’re being a schmooze”

by Girlinurcar January 18, 2019

schmoofer

A very happy and beautiful daughter who loves to smile and laugh, who always wants play and never go to bed.

Look at schmoofer she is so cute

by anonymous December 22, 2020

Schooner

Large male genitalia; another word for large penis or dick.

Damn, that guy definitely has a schooner, I can see it through his grey sweatpants.

by user12369420 February 4, 2021

schmoners

A sum of money, a large wad of cash.

Salary came in last week, schmoners in the bank. You know what the fuck going on.

by turbopooper February 5, 2021

Schmoove

Verb; Present tense
The action of one performing intercourse while riding a unicycle. Often causes extreme discomfort for both parties involved.

“Hey Jamie. Mind if I schmoove with you on our way to school?”

by NecroTits March 22, 2021