Schmagma

I am 48 yrs old & have never heard the term schmagma used with any connection to a penis.

Schmagma, quite simply, is pussy juice.

I got my girlfriend so turned on, it was like a schmagma picnic down there!

by Treetop420 August 4, 2019

Schmagmahole

The end of a beautiful vacation, when the last night camping, you get the urge to go down on your partner and suddenly remember nobody has for over 4 days ...

Oh umm wha...i need to pee. i'll be right back..." thinks while outside "oh my Gawd what a smelly Schmagmahole!

I have a headache dear besides my GD Schmagmahole is sore from last night!!

by Sir Ender February 25, 2021

Shmegma

Another word for crap or debris

He hasn’t taken a shower in weeks…he’s probably got shmegma built up all over his ass

by Rubber dukie July 21, 2021

Shmegma

The particals found in the bong water of either a marijuana bong or a meth bong.

We can smoke the shmegma out of the bong after it dries.

by Stayrae2 June 17, 2022

Shmegma 500

The Shmegma 500 is the worlds biggest Shmegma race.

“ Hey you guys down to go to the Shmegma 500 this year? I hear there will be a huge turn out”

by Lin ling July 24, 2023

schmegladon

Giant floppy uncircumcised weenie.

Did you see drake flopping around his schmegladon

by Paintmaster15 March 26, 2024

shmegma

the infamous cheesy crust within the depths of the foreskin.

M: hey nick did you shmegma today?
N: ye of course, i actually shmegma'd twice.
M: bro is back in his prime.

by bubblefatfinalboss May 13, 2025