Schmeal

A humorous Scottish replacement for literally any word, usually rhyming.

"Happy Schmeal."
"Schmealbarrow."
"Schmeal ma baws."
"Schmeal or no Schmeal with Noel Edmonds."

by Aganoo July 11, 2021

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Schmeted

Verb: To get Utterly obliterated and thwarted

Joe got Schmeted when the semi truck ran him over

by FartFart420 February 12, 2022

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German Schmear

When you are ass fucking a chick doggie style, and after pulling out, you wipe the shit of your dick and schmear it across her upper lip, former a 'Hitler' stash.

"I surprised my one-night stand with a German schmear... I haven't heard from her since."

by German Schmear April 21, 2022

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O'Schmeal

Big O, a curly-haired Albanian with a massive schlong.

O'Schmeal: Ay, what's good y'all boys!

by Affiliate07 October 4, 2023

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schmelty

a player that is new to a team or organization, particularly pertaining to higher level athletics; a (stupid) rookie. Plural: "schmelties", "schmelts". Synonyms: rookie, schmelt, freshman, 1st year.

The schmelty had to wear a pink "Disney Princess" backpack to all home games as part of his initiation.

by House (UWO) September 11, 2009

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