Schlouping

Schloup / Schlouping: the state between being awake and asleep while listening to mellow music generally and in comfortable clothing.

I fancy just schlouping about today.

by mkgillespie November 13, 2015

Schlumpkin

While you are squatting in the shower your significant other is giving you a blowjob while you are taking a shit.

My wife gave me the Schlumpkin and I didn't even step on my poo.

by Nothingbutstank September 24, 2016

schluffing

When some person or thing sheds a layer in one way or another.

"Oh my gosh, my uterus hurts so bad." "Are you schluffing?"

by twinsbysurprise July 24, 2016

Schlipping

When you slip on the toilet seat and shit gets everywhere.

Tanner needs to stop schlipping.

by Refuckingdacted November 5, 2016

Scrumping

Dumpster diving

He is scrumping in the dumpster again.

by Kimber1162 May 24, 2019

Schlompin

Schlompin is the act of "schlompin" to someone, something, or a doing Horrific acts of treachery and treason.

Bro im going to absolutely destroy her so hard bro, just wait im going to be schlompin so hard on her.

by ANUSFOOTPUSSY December 6, 2019

Schluking

Getting so drunk you fall asleep on toilet while peeing, pooping, and/or puking.

He got so drunk at the Macklemore concert he spent the whole night schluking.

by BGV92 October 24, 2019