Schlong Servant

Is a term used to describe a dedicated individual, also at times called a servant, when it comes to all things that encompass the schlong.

I was absolutely obliterating Jenny when she had multiple orgasms and tapped out. Most girls would call it a night, but not my Schlong Servant Jenny. Jen grabbed ahold of my Esophagus Annihilater and got me to the promise land. That is some Dong dedication!

by Tee Cee Deez April 10, 2020

Schling schlong

A schlong so large it requires a hammock to hold it up.

Did anyone bring my hammock for my schling schlong?

by Schlonganator January 13, 2018

Schlong Dog

A person who has a fairly large penis.

Person 1: Hey, look at the size of my penis!

Person 2: Woah, put it away you Schlong Dog.

by Ulanbaataar123 October 6, 2009

schlong pot

A stovetop container used for cooking your favorite Polish kielbasa.

Honey,do you know where the schlong pot is?

by Rod McLaren January 18, 2017

Schlong shitting

When a male has his dick partially erected, sits down, bends the dick under the asshole and shits on it in order to pleasure himself.

Mark: Dude, you should try schlong shitting one day. Wednesday I tried it and my tip was fizzing the whole time.
Arnold: Goddman you’re weird man

by Schlongass April 29, 2021

Schlong man

The guy with the biggest dick in the room

Person 1: "Woah, Who's that?"

Person 2: "oh, him? Thats john, the schlong man"

Person 1: "What's a schlong man?"

Person 2: "It the guy with the schlongest dick"

by Th3Frog May 18, 2020

big schlong

Slang term for a man with a huge penis. Generally the term is used on a man that has a very thick and very long penis both unerect and erect.

Larry: Bend over you bitch and take my big schlong!
Barry: Stick that big schlong up my arse! Yeh!
Larry: You like it like that don't 'cha bitch!?

by Simon Whiteside February 3, 2005