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schlabbergasted

Used as an adjective or noun, describing the state of someone who is insanely drunk or shit faced, but is aware of their state and fighting to remain conscious for some reason. This fight to avoid blacking out can be for various reasons. This is typically so that they can get somewhere in time to attempt to avoid getting into trouble, make it to work, or attend to their responsibilities.

The term "schlabbergasted" is a play on the word "flabbergasted," as people in this state have the face of someone who appears flabbergasted due to the fact that they are fighting the effects of a large amount of alcohol.

It originated among drunken ROTC cadets at UNG trying to get back to their dormitories from Johnny B's shitfaced in time before "TAPS" at midnight to avoid punishment.
Dude, did you see that guy stumbling back to the barracks fucking schlabbergasted at 2358? If he doesn't make it back in time, his company commander is gonna fucking kill him.
by NoTacticals February 18, 2024
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Schlogger

That homo, Jake? He is such a dick schlogger, yo.
by The Twatloo from Waterloo August 12, 2024
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Schlotterbeck

Sexual practice in which the giver opens the receiver's anus with both hands, sticks the tongue in and licks the perimeter of the latter's insides. It is derived from the Borussia Dortmund's defender Nico Schlotterbeck.
I went with this chick and she schlotterbecked me so hard I almost fell over.
by SchlotterbeckLover69 May 7, 2024
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Schlotterstein

Schlotterstein is a underground Kellersynth/Tänzelcore collective consisting of Sigfrid, Hexenmeister, Lotus, Hexenritter, Heraxm, Sylfid/Gurbula, Kriegshallen, and DJ MISЯY.
Yo Did you hear the recent Schlotterstein Sampler tape?
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Yorgen Schloben

When People Have Sexual Relations On A Roller Coaster In Syria
YORGEN SCHLOBEN ME U BUNGO
by IM MISBAS June 27, 2016
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Corona-Schlamper

someone who doesn't care about the deadly virus und risked the life of 8 Mio people and helps spreading the virus, by not accepting and not following the corona rules.

Same goes for Corona-Spasti.

there is no sexual content. the main word here is corona.
Sie repräsentierte sich als Corona-Schlamper und zeigte ihre Unzufridenheit, vom letzten Arier ignoriert zu werden, mit immensen Psychose-Anfällen, dass heute noch dem letzten Arier der Schädel brummt.
by coolcommand2 August 19, 2023
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Glopper Schlopper

contact don to find out what a glopper schlopper is
by Sphincks January 4, 2024
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