Tamponzi Scheme

A social event disguised as a business opportunity, where women gather to sip wine, sniff essential oils, and pretend they’re building an empire—by selling overpriced candles, lipstick, plastic bowls, or garlic presses to each other in an endless loop of hostess guilt and Facebook DMs. See also: Mary Kay, Young Living, PartyLite, Tupperware, Pampered Chef, and “boss babe” energy.

Guy 1 - “My wife got invited to another Tamponzi scheme at Karen’s Friday night”.

Guy 2 - “There goes another $300”.

by DoctorP June 20, 2025

Scheme Anxiety

The feeling of knowing that a hurtful scheme and or plan is imminent.

As the dots were flashing on my screen, I'm ngl I was getting real scheme anxiety.

by gazzyjeff1 November 19, 2018

Scheme Gremlin

A man or women you have anyone. Iggy stand with that is not particularly flattering to the eye and lives in a scheme.

Did you see that Scheme gremlin Chris went home with last night.

by Scheme Gremlins April 21, 2018

Scheme barbie

A young blonde in her 20’s from a council scheme covered in fake tan, fake lashes, dreams catcher tattoo on the thigh, big lips, bleached blonde hair and extensions and looks identical to her 20 council scheme barbie mates. Poses for Instagram photos with lots of balloons and silver walls and furniture to add to the bling

Check the blonde over there with the big fat lips, ah she is just another council scheme barbie

by Favol February 27, 2023

Scheme wain

Child from the scheme

Happnin Chloe just got chased aff 40 scheme wains watch oot

by Jamierogersthesche December 3, 2019

Scheme Wain

Someone who has lived in a Council estate their whole life.

Victor is a scheme wain he’s never moved out of here his entire life.

by Raminjamin May 19, 2018

Scheme queen

A slag that wears 110s and carries lockers and shouts a schemes name
Like hwg

Wee betty said "Shamrock boys" cos am a scheme queen
Kelsey said " fuck the monks"
Natnatno said " couple a scheme queens"

by Theschemequeen January 10, 2017