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slavery

The state of being required to serve or give tribute to someone.
One who engages in debt is in slavery to the debt; the master is the loaner.
by Jon Davis January 14, 2004
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Screen Saver

An office phenomenon in which a colleague, tired from boredom, sleep deprivation, or partying, is fighting the urge to fall asleep in a multi hour review meeting. The eyes shut for brief seconds and then half open as the victim is hanging on to the last thread of alertness.
After hour two of the weekly operations review meeting, Ed was observed going into screen saver mode. His colleagues enjoyed watching his battle with consciousness.
by schlem November 10, 2009
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Happiness In Slavery

A song by the industrial metal group Nine Inch Nails, all credits to Trent Reznor.

TheThe video for Happiness In Slavery features performance artist Bob Flanagan ritualistically washing himself and removing all of his clothing before strapping himself into a machine that subsequently tortures, rapes and kills him. Meanwhile, Trent Reznor watches and screams the lyrics from behind a metal gate, which opens at the end of the video, leaving Trent to enter the room himself. The video was universally banned. All footage in the video was real, except for the final killing of Flanagan, as Flanagan often fought the pain of cystic fibrosis by inflicting malicious damage on his own body.

The song, released only on 12" promotional single and the EP "Fixed" (Otherwise known as Halo 5) was not however released on CD and does therefore not have its own Halo Number. Although promotional CD containing only the track as it appears on the Broken EP was released, this too had no Halo Number
by Lemon Bear May 17, 2006
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slavery

the pyramids and the great wall of china were built using slavery.
by george bush ftw March 2, 2009
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British Scavenger Hunt

A game typically played during spring break where contestants attempt to collect the most "pounds" by adding the weights of all the girls they've successfully laid during the allotted time.

Notes:
-Approval of approximate weight of girl is required by at least one other contestant.
-No, playing just the tip does not count.
-No matter how many times you shag the same girl, her weight is only added once.

Strategies include:

Delusional:
The narcissist who attempts to win the competition by hooking up with at least 35 anorexic models.
Note: To date, only one successful delusional campaign has been reported.

Dance of Desperation:
A very awkward mating ritual performed with a colossal dance-floor-loving female of the gravity-happy variety. Recognized as the fastest way to climb up the leaderboard.
Warning: the high BAC required to pull the DoD off may backfire without the aid of viagra. Also, NEVER EVER agree to be on bottom.

Sams Club:
Lets just say that everything you buy there is simply bigger.

Rambo:
a rapidfire all out effort to take down anything you can whenever you can.

Vulture:
A shameless player who takes down all the emotionally confused girls that have already been run through by other contestants. The best vultures pick up a lot of pounds (and possibly stds) with little effort.

Making the Fat lady sing:
When the points leader virtually guarantees his victory by O-facing the biggest of targets on the last night of competition.
Chris was killing last year's British Scavenger Hunt until Ryan's epic Dance of Desperation won him the Crown.
by APA March 24, 2008
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Scamvert

A scam but advertising to be a legitmate product. Like many we see on the internet everyday.
1. "Did you see that advert for instant muscle gain"

2. "yeh its a real Scamvert"

1."I just won the nigerian lottery"

2. "did you give them your bank details?"

1."Yeh!"

2. "you just got scammed by a scamvert"
by Mushkin September 1, 2009
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Shaver

Drinking copious amounts of alcohol at a time. Usually seen binge drinking and drunk at all hours of the day.
"You pulled a Shaver last night"

"Did you see that 26er she chugged? What a Shaver!!"
by ispy123 April 11, 2010
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