Scan your page

1. Looking a significant other up and down with a calculated gaze, similar to a scanner.

Step into my circle of pleasure and let me scan your page.

by OfficerKingsley September 9, 2019

Phantom Scanning

The act of appearing to scan the NHS track and trace app, but not actually scanning it

So I popped into Pizza Express for a quick bite, and the waitress was like ‘you’ve got to scan the NHS app before sitting down’. So I take out my phone and appear to scan it, but in fact I’m phantom scanning it. No lock down for me, ha ha ha ha

by Misscriant October 31, 2020

Sleight of scan

The method by which one steals items from a store by means of the self-checkout register.
Common practice includes scanning an inexpensive item while bagging a near-identical but more costly one, only partially weighing items, or otherwise misrepresenting the count.

Guy1: "Why pay 99¢ for those gourmet, grocery store bagels when a little sleight of scan can get them for the 59¢ doughnut price?"

Guy2: "Dude, seriously? It's forty cents..."

by drive-in couch September 25, 2014

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 24, 2025

Scan

A person who is in a state of monks or someone who is acting like a monks

Last night my bro was being very scan when he lied to my face

by Gingerpubes1691 April 11, 2017

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I searched Hack cud do fry gash cervix scan am grrr cm bc th bc shrub on urban dictionary :)
wtf

by Geometry dashing July 5, 2025

rectinal scan

It's the retinal scan of your brown eye.

- Chad, have you heard that Tyler is mandating biometric Digital ID for browsing and shitposting on ZeroHedge?
- Well then Brad, looks like I'll give Tyler my rectinal scan.

by xythras October 13, 2024