saturnic

If someone is from Saturn, they can call them self a "saturner"; so, Saturnic is the state of originating from saturn

A: you're from Saturn? How cool! So what's the label?
B: I'm saturnic

by selenophile89112 August 9, 2024

Saturn

The phrase “Saturn” is used to describe mentally deranged, narcissistic, and exceedingly sensitive buffoons. It is most commonly used to describe a moment of moral, morals mostly consisting of a barbarous lust to act victim.

“You’re so mean! Even though you have excessively apologized to me for a minor inconvenience I will continue to act of victim!”

“Dude, your being such a Saturn right now.”

by arrowbuffyashiro March 28, 2023

bending saturn

When you bend over to lick a pierced butthole

I was with this girl and I did a bending Saturn.

by Bananahammockman October 20, 2018

saturn

lying manipulative backstabbing bitch

see racnel, shes being a real saturn

by BeeTheEnbee October 31, 2021

Saturn

Saturn is an amazing person who loves singing and loves to eat. Put any food in front of them and he'll eat it. He doesn't like to be mean to people but if he gets annoyed he gets annoyed. They have so many crushes on almost all their friends. Saturn likes reading and uses books to cope with a fucked up family life.

Hey Saturn, thank you for being an amazing friend, ya wanna get McDonald's? :p

by Yourmomlastnight October 6, 2021

Saturn Lions

Bunch of idiots <3

"look at those horny desperate hoes aka Saturn Lions"

by Saturn idiot May 27, 2018

Saturn

a name of a person who's purely made from anesthesia.

gago si saturn parang anesthesia na may onting tao.

by ctrltape October 31, 2021