Cobb salad

After you have anal sex with your partner and you find a piece of undigested corn lodged in your penis. This is known as a Cobb salad. For corn kernel removal see reverse corn Cobb.

My friend and his girlfriend had corn for dinner. Later that night they had anal sex. The next morning, my friend discovered he got a Cobb salad. He was unable to urinate because he had an undigested corn kernel stuck up his penis. MY friend is really Me.

by hello19572000 March 14, 2011

Salad Sandwich

Someone who is not that bright and lacks a lot mentally. Unsure of their surroundings anywhere they go and always ends up in a bin

Look at that guy with the tinfoil hat he's a right salad sandwich

by Crazysteve July 28, 2016

Sailaxmi

Lovely name, Indian origin. People beware she will steal your heart. She is the kind of girl you meet in the middle of the street and think, wow. Her knees are lovely. Things you think about when you see this girl:
Loyal
Justice
Honor
Is she the judicial system? I think yes
Perfect height
So much lovely hair (the correct amount of hair on a head)
Amazing face (like damn im in love)
Great eyesight
Will look great with bangs
Definitely has an interest in punk!nehas
needs 4 wives (nehaha)

She is so fucking amazing, who is she?
Oh damn that’s a Sailaxmi right there!
HOLY SHIT A SAILAXMI

BRO MY EYES FELL OUT!
Omg what happened?
I saw a pair of knees yesterday

OMG IT MUST HAVE BEEN A SAILAXMI!

Dialogue Ver:
Person 1: Dang, look at Sailaxmi today.
Person 2: Omg do you like her?
Person 1: OF COURSE. Trick question, right!

by saikneelover January 8, 2021

the salad glove

(noun) a glove, developed by the band Andrew Jackson Jihad, that is used to eat salad whilst avoiding dangerous forks and messy cleanups

(noun) a useful eating utensil that is latex-free and one-size-fits-all

(noun) an easy and clean tool that enables you to FIST FUCK YOUR HUNGER™

(noun) that shit you can buy that, along with your iPod, you can sell to Bookmans when your wife dies and you lose your job (from the song People II: Still Peoplin' by Andrew Jackson Jihad)

**Tuesday 1:30pm - Two young men are sitting in a corner booth at Denny's - Max is frustrated with his Caesar salad**

Max: I know I'm being a bitch, but don't you think eating croutons with a fork is next to impossible and fucking annoying?
Tim: Dude, you need THE SALAD GLOVE®.

by Maxwell Dope November 14, 2013

Throws Salad

A baseball pitcher that doesn't throw with much velocity, and instead relies on a lot of off-speed/breaking balls. The reference is to the "Salad Shooter" appliance that, despite the action-oriented name, lightly spews out lettuce, carrots and other salad ingredients.

Aw man! That guy's pitching tonight? He throws salad...he couldn't strike ME out!

by xxxcubs November 6, 2015

Farbrengen salad

A staple at the traditional hassidic “farbrengen” gathering

A salad made from tomatoes onions vinegar salt and a shit ton of oil

“Yankel the farbrengen salad was delicious”

“Baruch, the farbrengen salad is a great way to chase the lechaim”

by Chabad of Ponevezh August 17, 2018

beetroot_salad

A person who is abused by their subordinates for a multitude of reasons.

Hey guys, let’s stop bullying Jason. We’re treating him like a beetroot_salad.

by not_grass January 7, 2019