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Samoset

Like Oneco, Samoset is one of many ghetto shit holes in Manatee county, Fl. Its main exports are crackheads, ratchet black people, and Southeast High dropouts/ pothead teens.
If you live near Bradenton you'll know not to fuck around Samoset.
by Shitty_Cities September 11, 2018
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simone

Super sexy, totally worth fukin
should get to her shes totally hot
luving simone aka simon haha
luv u babe
Just the best babe out ayy simone
she disagrees
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Smoney

Money saved; (arhaic and obsolete: smurf money).
"Making smoney." "We were making so much smoney today."
by Rachel the Runner June 14, 2008
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Salmoned

The art of giving someone the surprise feeling of a salmon swimming upstream rapidly between your legs.
Sneak up behind a person while they are standing up directly facing away from you and make sure they don;t know you are there. Take one hand, make it flat like a karate chop, and rapidly move your hand back and forth between the person's legs just above their knees. This provides a surprising sensation of what it would feel like to have a salmon trying to swim upstream between your legs. When the victim turns around surprised and doesn't know how to respond to such an odd thing; you say "You got salmoned!"
by Jason Tiemeier February 22, 2008
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salmonella

The outcome after fishing for salmon with nilla wafers.
Man 1:I don't feel right.
Man 2:why?
Man 1:I got the salmonella.
by Albal44 March 4, 2009
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Salmoned

An internet phenomena where a computer links two people over IM - and gives each user false

It's similar to a three way call using AIM. Imagine someone mutes his own phone and then calls you. Then he calls someone else. Now you're talking to a stranger. Your phone rang and so did theirs. You think he called you and vice versa. Neither of you realize there's a third person instigating all this. This is basically the same thing, but with AIM.
AllSeeingSalmon: who are you?
Me: So you realize we're being salmoned right. And your s/n is showing up as AllSeeingSalmon.
AllSeeingSalmon: no??
AllSeeingSalmon: wtf are you talking about?!
AllSeeingSalmon: no this is Jim
AllSeeingSalmon: I already told you that!
by kss4777 August 5, 2008
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Shamone

An expression of joy/disbelieve/happiness/saddness an all round adjective
by Bubbles December 8, 2003
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