tuna fish sammich 

stickin a dollar in your mouth and shoving your face between a strippers tits leaving the dollar behind as a tip

no example available, just do it

tuna fish sammich by S.B. March 16, 2005

booger sammich 

A sandwich with boogers on it. except the word "sandwich" turned into "sammich to sound funnier

don't eat that booger sammich or else you'll get diarrhea.

booger sammich by Brett Watson April 17, 2006

guido sammich 

Simultameous drilling by two Italian men.

When you get to the final level of the new Mario Bros. game, Mario & Luigi totally make a guido sammich out of the princess.

guido sammich by Felicia Morgan January 12, 2008

Go Ham Sammich 

Put da meat between yo buns.

-"Your booty like two planets
Go head, and go ham sammich" -Jason Derulo

-Karen, Brittany, Carrie, Liz, Shea and Amy went ham sammich!

Go Ham Sammich by keepitsafetysam June 25, 2014

Nucko Sammich 

A term of endearment intended to bring a smile to those that continue to put up with your crap. Heard most often when the speaker is drunk or just lazy, or some combination of the two. Often confused with knuckle sammich or knuckle sandwich.

Hey sonny, why don't you bring me another beer or I'll ring up your friend Nucko Sammich.

Hey Nucko (Sammich), give your daddy a smooch or I'll introduce you to your namesake.

Nucko Sammich by Dr. Combs2 July 14, 2009

Crow sammich 

A sammich is a type of sandwich. However, it's not just any old sandwich though. This probably one of the hardest for anyone to eat. It is usually served when you say something and it is proven wrong later. You know, like when you make a mistake and are forced to acknowledge it humbly.

My son is gonna eat a crow sammich after I kick his butt bowling!

Crow sammich by Tonyaguas January 13, 2011

Dirty Sammich 

When the guy making your sandwich stares at your ass the entire time he makes it.

Fuckin' Quiznos guy blatently stared at my ass the entire time he was making my sandwich. He can't even try to be discreet? Geez. I feel like I got a dirty sammich now.

Dirty Sammich by cosmovern September 9, 2010