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When you get to the final level of the new Mario Bros. game, Mario & Luigi totally make a guido sammich out of the princess.
by Felicia Morgan January 03, 2008
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Hot Tony: Dude, I can't believe she stood me up! I told her how high my IQ was and everything!
Friend: What are you gonna do now?
Hot Tony: I guess I'll text her incessantly and offer to play with her butthole...as soon as I finish eating this hoagie.
Friend: What are you gonna do now?
Hot Tony: I guess I'll text her incessantly and offer to play with her butthole...as soon as I finish eating this hoagie.
by Felicia Morgan January 03, 2008
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