satan

How some people misspell the word, "satin".

(Seen on a web page featuring bad band names):

Cummed Vacuum Bag Explosion {what happens if you vacuum sperm off of red satan sheets}

satan by Telephony2 June 19, 2023

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Satan

1.The Angel Who created free will/He OFFRED the apple to Adam and eve and was sent to rule hell because of their Stupidity.
2.A symbol of free will and all thaat shit to satanists
3.The churches Besttt budddyyy
4.Who everyone at school thinks i am or thinks i worship
5.Who the fuck created rap.Die.

Priest-"SATAN MADE ME MOLEST THAT CHILD!!!!!"
Church person from million years ago-"Hey lets make some fake entity up to scare people into paying us money for the service of telling us lies!It'll also let us murder all non-christians!YAY!"
Person From my school-"Do You Worship satan?"
Me-"FUCK YOU GO AWAY!!!!!!"

Satan by EatWAFFLES April 29, 2005

Satan

Hebrew for adversary. Used to mean any enemy of the Will of God. Often misunderstood to literally mean a guy who rules a pit in the earth and has horns and stuff.

Is there really a Satan?

Satan by Pat-rot January 26, 2004