Shower-Raptor

Instead of singing in the shower, one makes angry Velociraptor screeches.

I woke up when my girlfriend decided to early morning Shower-Raptor

by avatarmonkeykirby September 17, 2010

ded raptor

the most incredibly insulting name you can ever call someone. it is derogitory to anybody in any race, gender, age, religion, etc. It is by far the most vulgar word especially if used in upper case letters which is highly offensive.

Wick: "Matt, your nothing but a DED RAPTOR"

(10 minutes later Matt killed himslef)

by Team Hide December 22, 2010

raptorbrain

noun - (rap - tor - brain) one who has the mental capacity to communicate with other members of their own species for the purpose of coordinating the hunt, but not much else. Very similar to the communication abilities of raptors in the late Jurassic period.

Dave? That raptorbrain? No way he got with her, he couldn't talk his way out of a paper bag.

by mr.pres May 7, 2009

Raptorial

1.A person who is really violent and has a serious desire to kill.
2.A type of insect forelimb.

Steven went completely raptorial on that guy who pissed him off.

by Jacob Vallery June 27, 2013

raptor drunk

A degree of drunk where the drunk person tucks their arms up close to their chest, kinda like a trex. They will sway and wobble, sometimes giving out drunken yells or loud exclamations that (while drunk) sound like roars.

James: Uugh, my head hurts, how bad was I at the party last night?

Dalton: No worries bro, you were only raptor drunk!

by Smashasaurus December 24, 2013

raptorrexr99

He's a dumbass who pulls no bithes. He sucks at everything and is a failure. Everyone calls him weird and no girls like him. He is also Introvertive. Hmm what a pussy.

"raptorrexr99 you are a failure, no wonder why you get no bitches💀"

by enhgenrgmrh April 24, 2022

Rain-raptor

A person who likes cock and ball touture

Damn that's a cute rain-raptor

by Spongebobsquareass November 10, 2019