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1. A graceful creature attributed to myths and legends from the sea: sometimes resembling a sea nymph. Alternate forms include a small green frog.
2. A stormy day
3. A wondrous girl. Intelligent, curious, creative and adventurous
Silly and romantic, can be found laughing on most occasions. Rochelles are fond of happy, wise and curious people.
Rochelles are known to hide under bed covers. Can be coaxed out with friendship or cinnamon.
Rochelles sometimes emit loud sounds in public places, usually resembling a laugh.
If properly taken care of, a Rochelle will reward you with laughter, music, and companionship. Rochelles make excellent partners in crime.
If you want to repel a Rochelle, mix equal parts vodka and liver, cook for 20 minutes. Rub mixture over your body, avoiding eye area. Let dry
1. A graceful creature attributed to myths and legends from the sea: sometimes resembling a sea nymph. Alternate forms include a small green frog.
2. A stormy day
3. A wondrous girl. Intelligent, curious, creative and adventurous
Silly and romantic, can be found laughing on most occasions. Rochelles are fond of happy, wise and curious people.
Rochelles are known to hide under bed covers. Can be coaxed out with friendship or cinnamon.
Rochelles sometimes emit loud sounds in public places, usually resembling a laugh.
If properly taken care of, a Rochelle will reward you with laughter, music, and companionship. Rochelles make excellent partners in crime.
If you want to repel a Rochelle, mix equal parts vodka and liver, cook for 20 minutes. Rub mixture over your body, avoiding eye area. Let dry
"Ah, yes. I knew a Rochelle once. She was the most wondrous thing that ever happened to me. But I was a young man then. A young, foolish man..." -from the ancient stories of Urban
by UrbanKeeper February 7, 2010
Get the Rochelle mug.A small, crime-infested city located in upstate New York, sandwiched between Buffalo and Syracuse, and now seems to get more snow than both of them combined thanks to global fucking warming. Used to be a fairly ok town thanks to Kodak and Xerox, but since Kodak went belly up and Xerox is about as relevant as Meghan McCain’s asshole, the only thing left to do for employment is to work for one of the soul-stealing, “we’re so awesome we shit gold bricks” URMC hospitals or their 20,000 satellite locations, or be a drug-dealer on Lyle Avenue or Avenue D.
We also have a mayor I guess, I dunno, her name is Lovely and she’s mostly known for pulling a disappearing act during blizzards and for owning approximately 587 pairs of glasses, which she rotates daily. Sometimes twice daily.
The only street in the actual downtown area where you don’t have to be constantly looking over your shoulder and have a finger on your pepper spray is Park Avenue.
Everything and everyone else has fled to the suburbs.
Only other thing this shit-stain of a town has going for it is Mt. Hope Cemetary, if you’re into gothic noir and wandering a badass fuckin’ graveyard with tombs as big as Ford F-150s, and Lake Ontario, which is an actual Great Lake; not as big as Superior but not as gross as Erie.
Oh yeah, we’re also mostly known for garbage plates, so have one of those if you want diarrhea for 3 days and swollen eyes from all the sodium you just injected.
We also have a mayor I guess, I dunno, her name is Lovely and she’s mostly known for pulling a disappearing act during blizzards and for owning approximately 587 pairs of glasses, which she rotates daily. Sometimes twice daily.
The only street in the actual downtown area where you don’t have to be constantly looking over your shoulder and have a finger on your pepper spray is Park Avenue.
Everything and everyone else has fled to the suburbs.
Only other thing this shit-stain of a town has going for it is Mt. Hope Cemetary, if you’re into gothic noir and wandering a badass fuckin’ graveyard with tombs as big as Ford F-150s, and Lake Ontario, which is an actual Great Lake; not as big as Superior but not as gross as Erie.
Oh yeah, we’re also mostly known for garbage plates, so have one of those if you want diarrhea for 3 days and swollen eyes from all the sodium you just injected.
RIT Douchebag #1: hey man, isn’t it great that we live in Rochester, NY?
RIT Douchebag #2: Sorry bro I can’t hear you, my ears just got shot off by that 12 year-old.
RIT Douchebag #2: Sorry bro I can’t hear you, my ears just got shot off by that 12 year-old.
by NY At Heart Kate April 22, 2021
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Hashish oil, more commonly called hash oil. A thick liquid made from dissolving hashish or marijuana in solvents like acetone, alcohol, butane, or petroleum ether.
We turned Whitesnake to volume 10000, blazed up a pinner full of rocker juice, and proceeded to get thizzfaced.
by sparklecock June 3, 2008
Get the rocker juice mug.negative word used to describe anyone who has an extremely messy and dirty appearance(I'm not talking about punks or goths) including but not limited to; faded and torn black shirts, jackets and pants, shoes that they have written all over, backpacks, duffel bags etc. that are equally dirty in appearance with every symbol that has anything to do with rebellion against anything, even if the dirt rocker isn't a real believer of what the symbol represents. symbols include the anarchy symbol, upside-down crosses, 666, pentagrams, and also various phrases of general hatred of broad areas such as "fuck the world" or "in love with death" "fuck conformists" you know the kind of shit I'm talking about. they are not necessarily out of shape but many are pale, fat, and hairy. they may also be wearing shirts featuring bands, but not all the time.
by SirSpoogealot January 13, 2006
Get the dirt rocker mug.Rochester Hills Michigan.. a peaceful little town in south-east Michigan.. Most Teens In this town go to either Rochester High School.. Stoney Creek High School or Rochester Adams High School.. being a mostly Average mid-western White, Republican, Christian town.. consisting of all the social classes from kids living in the TP to kids in the fancy houses on the north side of town.. at times things can get a little awkward.. trouble around Rochester Hills is mainly started by pure boredom.. there are few things to do around Rochester Hills.. the list devised of things to do in Rochester
1. Go to the Village Walton .blvd and Adams .Rd
2. Go Downtown
3. Do drugs
4. Have Sex
5. kill time with self mutilation or yourself with suicide
6. X-BOX video games in general
6 things to do... Pity..
1. Go to the Village Walton .blvd and Adams .Rd
2. Go Downtown
3. Do drugs
4. Have Sex
5. kill time with self mutilation or yourself with suicide
6. X-BOX video games in general
6 things to do... Pity..
by Tokin'Owlman November 2, 2010
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Get the closet rocker mug.The act of pooping in a plastic bag, swinging it around like a mace, and smashing it into the side of someone's head.
Dude, last night out in the woods, some crazy homeless guy hit me with a german dome rocker, i took two showers but it still didn't get the smell out...
by thefrenchtickler19 August 28, 2011
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