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roast beef curtains 

The luscious protruding inner lips of a woman's vagina which is men’s favorite part to suck on during oral sex.
These inner lips are particularly sensitive and touching them makes the woman orgasm.
The inner lips of some genetically blessed women grow larger during puberty.
The inner labia of the majority of women more or less protrude beyond the outer labia but since the protruding lips are considered too sexy (too graphic) for soft porn, the guidelines mandate digital removal of these parts before getting them published. So virgin guys who are used to jerking off to porn pussies are not aware of this trait of real-life pussies.
1.My girl’s roast beef curtains can kiss my dick at the same time she’s kissing my lips. It makes me and her madly horny!!!

2.I love rolling my wife’s roast beef curtains around in my mouth. Sucking on those juicy pussy-lips sends me and her to heaven!

3.Mike doesn’t know how sex works. I laughed so hard at that virgin dude when he said he thought girls can get their roast beef curtains stretched out during sex hahaaaaaa
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Roast Beef Curtains 

A word used by incels who don’t know basic anatomy and will never see a vagina outside of porn other than his mother’s.

Synonymous with “roast beef flaps”, or “meat tent”
Don: “That girl has some roast beef curtains! She must have a high body count.”
Jane: “I see you went to a catholic school.”

roast beef sheets 

conglomerate pussy flaps that overlap ranging 2-4 depending on age also known as fupa. (i.e. dog with multiple rolls), tends to stink when sweat
Sally's roast beef sheets were getting in the way when I went down on her last night.

My wife's roast beef sheets reeked of tuna fish after 2 days of stagnant sweat.

roast queef 

A roasted vaginal fart, obviously.
Mary Jane Rotten Crotch served roast queef for dinner.
roast queef by Jordandijinz0rz March 22, 2005

roast dinner 

possibly the best creation to come from england
it consists of;

a huge joint of meat usually; beef, lamb, pork or chicken.

roast potatoes, cooked in fat which makes them incredibly tasty and crispy.

yorkshire pudding, beautiful creation.

vegetables, often cauliflower cheese, peas, carrots, leeks in a cheese sauce topped with bread crumbs.

many people pour gravy onto this dinner, this accompanies it wonderfully.
my grandma cooks a superb roast dinner on a sunday
roast dinner by fit_gash June 16, 2008

roast your turkey 

Roasting someone's turkey means to place male genitales over a fire and hold him there till golden brown much like a turkey's gobble
I swear, if you don't stop annoying me I will roast your turkey!

Roast your parents month 

In November 5th you'll get to roast your parents
Roast your parents month is sadly not a month you get to roast your parents is a day of a month to be more exact November 5th on this date you get to roast your parents as much as you could thing of but be sure you don third them to much because sometimes roasts can be a bit ruder then rude