Ridgefield

A southwestern Connecticut town of about 25,000, known to kids who live there as "the Ridge". Not as preppy as Greenwich, not as wealthy as Darien. There is no crime, so the cops just dick around all day and bust house parties at night. You either hang out at Genoa (italian restaurant), or if you like cutting yourself you hang out by Dunkin. Then you drive around for two hours and end up at someones house right before it gets busted. But if you think there's nothing going on in Ridgefield, just check out any of the nearby towns - Redding, Wilton, Weston, Bethel - theres even less happening. It's Connecticut, dude.

The kids aren't any different from your average connecticut kids, except maybe a little richer. So yes they're preppy, mostly white and probably dont know what hit them the first time they leave their bubble, but theyre not all assholes. Weed is easy to get, alcohol isn't as easy but thats fine cause they steal it from their parents' liquor cabinets anyway.

Ridgefield High School is legit and is consistently ranked in the top 15 high schools in CT. Anyone who has said otherwise, look it up retard. A decent percentage of kids make it to the Ivy league every year. A lot more go to UConn or WestConn.

Otherwise, nothing really special about this town. The people who diss it are probably from Wilton or just have a stick up their ass. I could write about the Battle of Ridgefield or some historical shit, but thats kinda gay.

Kid #1: Whats good in the Ridge tonight, gangsta?
Kid #2: You're not black, dude.
Kid #1: Ok. But seriously whats happening.
Kid #2: Nothing. It's Ridgefield. Wanna go to genoa?

by officer_wooster September 30, 2009

Basking Ridge

A smallish disgustingly rich town in New Jersey. Defining characteristics include SUVs, loads of money, and a largely preppy lifestyle.
A good indication that you are a Basking Ridge resident is that when you crashed your mercedes on the turnpike on the way to a Dave Matthews Band concert because you were driving while high, your parents immediately bought you a new BMW.

Everybody wants to get as far away from Basking Ridge as possible for college.

by Liz December 19, 2004

Vista ridge high school

A high school in cedar park Texas where the girls are broken into these categories: druggees, the gamers, the athletic girls and the popular girls and the guys catagoires are: Fuck boys, jocks, stoners and popular kids. So what separates this school from any other high school is that at vista ridge the autisic kids even get pussy... no seriously some kids in the SPED ed program have gotten laid like wtf

Hey did you hear special Johnny got laid?? Well he goes to vista ridge high school soooo

by Chubbiesnshit December 15, 2017

Bifkin's Ridge

Same as gooch, the skin between the anoos and the ballbag. Would also be a great name for a movie.

Would you like to take a trip to Bifkin's Ridge? Just lie down for a second... *squat*

by TommyB. April 1, 2008

ridged band

The ridged band also known as Taylor's band is the primary source of sexual pleasure found in the foreskin of the penis. This tissue is destroyed in victims of circumcision.

Thanks to my parents I was not circumcised and enjoy a normal level of sexual pleasure with my intact ridged band.

I love my parents because they did not remove my ability to experience normal sex with my ridged band.

by Graham January 3, 2004

River Ridge Middle School

River ridge middle school, the worst school in pasco.

Let’s start this off with dress code, you will get dress coded for the stupidest shit ever. boys will get dress coded for hoodies, girls will get dress coded for bra straps. whatever the case is, river ridge has the worst fucking dress code.

Another, there are random ass tampons in the cafeterias, like are y’all changing tampons at lunch?

you will litterly get a referral for doing 1 thing wrong, no warning, no nothing. river ridge thinks they the shit.

rrms sucks 🍑

*bell rings*
*first period*

teacher: hey, emma, go to the office your bra strap is showing

emma: oh my fucking god nobody cares about my bra strap

girls+boys: river ridge middle school sucks fucking ass

by water bottle;) September 6, 2021

Ridgepostlethwaite

A ridgepostlethwaite is a person or animal with an incredibly sweet and awesome personality. You can always go to him/her/it for a good time. And when skies are gray, a ridgePostlethwaite will always make them blue do to his/her/its blue/green eye rays that flood from his/her/its head.

A: Gawd dude I'm feeling really upset today.

B: It's alright man, I've got an extra Ridgepostlethwaite in the basement.

A: Gawd you're such a good friend, Thanks.

B: No problem.

by lou k. August 29, 2009