blue ribbon fuck

A prick.

She thinks he's a blue ribbon fuck.

by Ereck Flowers August 29, 2018

Ribbon Twirler

A Ribbon Twirler is a kind of person who sucks the fun out of everything and is so politically correct to the point that their existence itself is incredibly offensive and nobody wants them around.

Fuck Brad, we don't want that ribbon twirler to come to the party

by Ricky Razors November 26, 2021

ribbon

A lot of 12 elves.; There are twelve elves to a ribbon;

Santa called and said he needed a ribbon of elves by friday.

by Jack Baptist April 12, 2025

shit ribbon

A CERTIFIED Redneck word for toilet paper.

(Screams for Mom) Hey Momma, we're out of shit ribbon!
(Mom screams back) Your daddy is at Walmart getting some, so you're just gonna have to get up greasy assed

by RedneckCertificationPresident May 12, 2015

ribbons and Bose

A sound-electronics gift for da audiophile on your Christmas list.

Years ago before da recorded-music era, we got our teens things like roller skates and Swiss Army knives as gifts, but now it's completely changed to a world of ribbons and Bose.

by QuacksO March 25, 2021

vib-ribbon

a game that should have more sequels than just 2 that are japan-exclusive

guy: bro i haven't seen a vib-ribbon sequel in 20 fucking yearsall we see is just fanmade stuff

by adpra August 11, 2024

buy some ribbon and some oils and-

18+

He clearly loves you, so why don't you just buy some ribbon and some oils and-

by Honeypuff March 10, 2023