poophard right now

When you or a person defecates and said material is as hard as a rock.

Dave: “Yoo poop hard right now”
Jake: “I don’t care Dave please leave me alone”
Dave: “Haha just kidding.... unless...?”

Dave took a FAT SHIT thus making him say, “poophard right now” When you or a person defecates and said material is as hard as a rock.

by CigBock556 February 8, 2020

in North Korea right now

A phrase added to the end of a jinx to counter the jinx.

-I don't think there will be traffic...
-You jinxed it!
-In North Korea right now.

by Architect of Destruction October 2, 2012

shush right now

shush right now is bad word, dont use

user: helo
other user: :shushing_face: shut shush right now

by gorilafaimoasa February 12, 2021

I’m so Brayden right now

It means you’re superrrr high

“Bro i’m so Brayden right now bro”

“Dude me too”

by starrloverr November 27, 2022

Right now bars

Some people call it a “freestyle” for some reason.

Yo spit some right now bars on this beat.

by ImStinkyJay February 12, 2023

Don't be a hafsa right now

Someone who throws tantrums and stomps when things don't go there way. A desi Karen.

Don't be a hafsa right now.

by Mn44 December 16, 2023

Urban Dictionary is busy right now.

Something UD says when you type in ▥

Urban Dictionary is busy right now.

by yeltsA kciR June 4, 2021