Ruben

One who re-introduced joy and happiness to a sad, lifeless lil girl from TX. An amazing individual who is a true blessing from above. Kind, gentle, sexy, smart, and funny to say the least. One who deserves all the happiness in the world and will get it if he dares to open up his heart again. Last but not least, the man that I am madly in love with.

There's only one example...Ruben himself.

by His Precious February 4, 2010

Ruben

Usually a Mexican male who uses his hairy beard to suduce women for anal... if this does not work he then preforms soccer techniques and begins to juggle a ball... and then asks the girl to juggles his :P

if she doesn't fall for u pull a ruben.

by rubentj April 21, 2008

Reuben

Your Lord and Saviour.

"Whoa, that was close!"
"Thank Reuben that didn't happen."

by Rakelan October 30, 2017

Reuben

Reuben is a Beautiful Spanish male; one who has an insanely large cock. Every girl wants him, every guy wants to be him. Good at performing and a passion for good music. A truly amazing dude, the best to be around and party with. He looks super hot in anything he puts on (including nothing) and is the best kisser and love maker. Probably the most awesome person ever. Is good at many things, and very original.

Girl: god he is sexy
Girl 2: yeah his names probably reuben

by Hahahahahaahjswoeijos October 23, 2013

Reuben

A deli sandwich made with Rye, Swiss cheese, Pastrami, Sauerkraut, and Russian Dressing. One of the best sandwiches to get at diner or authentic Deli.

Customer: I'd like the best sandwich you have please
Waitress: Oh, then that'd be the Reuben

by Joules March 31, 2008

Reuben

Reuben can be nice but is also a total dick. One minite he's pissing you off the next he is telling others to sotp harming you. he is very good at lots of things you might call him a (over achiver). He shows off alot more than he should and is the (wost) singer ever. he clams he has a octave rnge of 4. but all up he's sweet, loving and all out spectacular.

why did you do that?! you're so amazing Reuben.

by Seacrets November 16, 2018

ruben

A particularly hot guy. Some assume he is gay but pray he isnt because they get boners when they think of him or see him and they ALL want to fuck him.

I want to fuck ruben once, then fuck choc. chip cookies or butterfly kisses.

by wannabe ruben fucker December 20, 2004