Retiring to the garden

Something a middle class English woman will say when about to go to the garden to smoke a cigarette.

M: Jimmy, darling, I'm retiring to the garden for a moment. Will you be joining me?

J: That would be marvelous, mother! Shall I put the kettle on?

by Flokiko August 4, 2020

retired masturbater

a person who quit masturbating/ a person who plays fornite

Hey! What do you do for a living?
Nothing, I'm a retired masturbater.

by gigigig11 August 21, 2018

Retired From Living

No longer alive; dead.

"My grandpa has been retired from living since 2017"

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 13, 2022

Redneck Retirement

Social Security Insurance or Disability check. (But not socialism)

"Where Roy bob be at?"Roy went on Redneck Retirement!..good for him he deserves it.

by MasterDaddySir November 9, 2020

Quiet retiring

Quiet retiring is the same as quiet quitting except the individual is working towards retirement and they are tired of putting in all the extra work and getting nothing more or earning anything more. This fall for someone that’s within 1 to 5 years of retirement from there career and even possibly 10 years depending on their job and or age.

Person one: I’ve noticed Paul has been slowing now and just getting by with the workload.

Person two: Yeah, he’s quiet retiring now. He’s just a few years away from the gold watch.

by Hankscolts August 19, 2022

Retired side chick

A woman who makes the conscious choice to stop engaging in emotionally unavailable relationships. Due to years of toxicity and lack of pay, in order to reach full H.O.E potential

After years of hoeing Maya is finally a retired side chick

by Sumatisavage February 8, 2023

Retirement Debut

The first time a seriously good footballer plays, whilst in their retirement. They are normally retired for being seriously good.

"I can't believe that pro is making his retirement debut!"

by SingaporeFootballPro June 13, 2015