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Social Media Researcher (SMR)

SMR (Social Media Researcher)

Often mistaken for a stalker, but with better intentions and Wi-Fi.

A highly skilled individual trained in the art of digital observation. SMRs don't stalk - they gather data. From tracking down your ex's new fling to locating someone's high school graduation pics from 2020, SMRs use advanced techniques like clicking, scrolling, and zooming in on blurry group photos.

They're not creepy - they're curious.

They're not obsessive - they're efficient.

They don't follow people... okay, maybe they do. But only for research.
Example:

"Wait, how do you know his mom's maiden name?"

"I'm not a stalker, I'm an Social Media Researcher (SMR). Do your homework."
by Corsters May 20, 2025
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researched watch

The action of watching footage of media, such as CCTV camera footage, show episodes, videos or what else is of what is known as media, then taking notes of researching on a specific part of the watched media.
Nick might do a researched watch for the mall's CCTV camera.
by ¡A Miraculous Lucky Charm! September 4, 2019
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Research

Did I NEED to do the research? No? Because your destiny is to be held out of the fires of hell for all of eternity by your betters? Is that what it is?
Hym "Did I NEED to do the research or am I just a psychology genuis and your just some whore? What happened there?"
by Hym Iam September 9, 2023
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research goblin

A person who, as a job or fascination, does extensive research on a particular subject. Usually correcting any factual errors in what another person says.
He was a research goblin for the news channel.
by Only a Beta September 7, 2021
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Research

What Seannas horny ass uses as an excuse to be called a whore
Seanna:call me a whore, for Research purposes

Me:Shut up you Horny fucking whore
by PC17the🐐 October 28, 2021
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field research

Banging a hot researcher chick in her field of research, ideally redwoods
Christina and I went out to Armstrong Woods and did some field research
by BackwardsW May 19, 2022
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hood research department

When dumb people from the hood try to act smart and make stupid experiments. The term originated from “Zias” and “Blou” on YouTube, where they would question or cast doubt on proven scientific theories, such as the speed of sound vs light, with a phone and their voice, in which they concluded sound was faster.
Lamar: Do i jump or fall faster? Lemme try

Josh: Nga are you part of the hood research department?
by astrx June 22, 2025
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