Reet

Slang term for “retard”. The term retard has become too politically incorrect and too well known. Use reet so people won’t know what the heck you’re talking about unless you informed them prior, hence making the term “reet” 10x funnier

I can’t believe John failed his test, he’s such a reet.
Look at that guy over there that forgot a pencil, what a reet!

by Itteber May 21, 2019

reet

a stupid person; dullard

Mack was a reet for letting any GoAnimate websites be retired forevermore on purpose. He will be grounded for 5 rockles. (5 rockles = 20 hours)

by forehard bill July 21, 2018

Reet

If "ree" and "yeet" had a child that could be anything it wanted to be.

"Reet."

by SlayterZ July 31, 2019

aw reet

A passé exclamation expressing gleeful acceptance of a situation. Probably a slang derivation of “All right!!”

“I got us tickets to the playoff.” “Aw reet!!”

by Yajaru June 5, 2025

reet grewal

Reet Grewal is amazingly beautiful, nice, considerate, loyal and is amazing to be around.
He/She might take a joke to far sometimes, She / He can never truly stay angry at somebody.
reet grewal will always be loyal and can always put a smile on someone’s face.

Boy 1: is that reet grewal

Boy 2: yea that beauty looks cold
Boy 1 : I am gonna go and give her my jumper
Boy 2: Fuck off she is mine

by Reetgrewaltorochakachaka November 30, 2019

Reet

A big buff gym guy with extremely bad luck but is actually cool as fuck and really really helpful and nice
He’ll find love one day for sure tho he says he wont
He’s great and very reliable and also extremely sassy

Oh my god hes such a reet

by Piss? May 19, 2024

Reet

A boy who has the best humor. Can manipulate people easily in a good way. Got a nice athletic build generous amount of charisma.

I "wannabe" Reet

by p934 March 3, 2024