rectal rampage

I'm on the toilet having a nasty

RECTAL RAMPAGE
by Niqqerdicc February 21, 2016
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rectally accurate

To pull something from ones ass that is eerily accurate to the truth
wow so Jordan was so "rectally accurate" the idea he pulled from his ass was 100% correct
by JudgeTred August 11, 2016
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Rectal Lava

Pure fire, burning, explosive diarrhea. Induced by flu, illness or really questionable dietary choices.
The dude in the next stall was begging for the rectal lava to stop pouring from his ass.

My hole feels like it’s got third degree burns from that rectal lava.
by Eaton Holgoode May 26, 2018
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Rectal adventure

An act of climbing into the ass of a large person or animal, crawling through their digestive tract and eventually making their way out of the mouth.
Johnny started his rectal adventure when he inserted his head into the elephant’s butt and proceeded to crawl through a system of shit and acid until he was regurgitated out of the elephant’s mouth.
by joseph blough October 08, 2023
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Rectal Extracation

I just had a rectal extracation. It was big I didn’t flush it for fear it would clog the pipes.
by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018
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Rectal Randy

Baby I'm so rectal randy, take my quivering anus now!
by Greg S. September 25, 2004
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rectal regret

The eye watering sorrow and pain felt through ones anus the day after willingly consuming massive amounts of spicy food.
"Put the toilet paper in the fridge bro, there's going to be some serious rectal regret tomorrow"
by Evil Bald Genius July 27, 2018
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