rectally accurate

To pull something from ones ass that is eerily accurate to the truth

wow so Jordan was so "rectally accurate" the idea he pulled from his ass was 100% correct

by JudgeTred August 10, 2016

Rectal Extracation

Dropping a massive shit.

I just had a rectal extracation. It was big I didn’t flush it for fear it would clog the pipes.

by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018

Rectal Dilator

A sexual device, like a butt plug, used to loosen, open, relax and stimulate the anal sphincter muscle. Ideal for those into gaping.

Also may refer to a person that packs such a massive cock that they leave one’s anus pulverized and wide open after anal sex.

Rachel and I went to the adult shop last night and I bought her a 12x6 rectal dilator. She was gaping so good I was able to fist her.

Francisco took me home last night and we had sex for the first time. Let’s just say he’s a rectal dilator like no other. I’m sore.

by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2018

rectal regret

The eye watering sorrow and pain felt through ones anus the day after willingly consuming massive amounts of spicy food.

"Put the toilet paper in the fridge bro, there's going to be some serious rectal regret tomorrow"

by Evil Bald Genius July 26, 2018

Rectal Lava

Pure fire, burning, explosive diarrhea. Induced by flu, illness or really questionable dietary choices.

The dude in the next stall was begging for the rectal lava to stop pouring from his ass.

My hole feels like it’s got third degree burns from that rectal lava.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

rectal erection

where the act of one inserts a condom into the anus and begins to fill it with expansion foam

"I had a serious rectal erection the other night"

by budandjeff March 26, 2019

Rectal drought

Like dry heaving throw up but out of your ass. When you have the diarrhea bad and for so long that finally nothing will come out.

I've had the diarrhea so bad for the past two days that I finally have rectal drought.

by StinkyTacoKisses November 16, 2017