A regular sweet guy walking in the street. However, a woman does not know that he's a regular sweet guy since he's a stranger, so it's best to assume he's out to rape you.
A woman walking alone in the streets cannot determine whether an approaching man is an intending rapist or not until the encounter has reached its conclusion, so it logically follows that every man is both a rapist and not a rapist at the same time.
A woman walking alone in the streets cannot determine whether an approaching man is an intending rapist or not until the encounter has reached its conclusion, so it logically follows that every man is both a rapist and not a rapist at the same time.
Rape center, hello, it's about a Schroedinger's rapist. He both has both raped me and not raped me! And he's also a very sweet guy and not a very sweet guy.
by Esa4 September 5, 2019
Get the Schroedinger's rapist mug.A person who tells you things which are a total waste of your time, or whines and complains at you. Forcing you to hear things you don't want to hear means they are virtually raping your ears with their words.
Tyrone will never be invited to another dinner party after he complained about every dish served at Sheila's. Then he told everyone about the time he met Sting. Now warnings have been issued about him being an ear rapist.
by MagickDio August 10, 2010
Get the Ear Rapist mug.A person who uses force to assault another person, adult or child, male or female, in a sexual manner. Usually commited by males, but female rapists are not un-known and are often accesories for a male rapist.
Can also mean any destructive act on property or environment.
Can also mean any destructive act on property or environment.
by Ki January 30, 2005
Get the rapist mug.Paul the rapist is a young man in his prime of his life but seems not to be getting any. So in order to releive his wrist of its daily duties of firing off a warm white coconut from his veiny love tree, he hits the streets for some action. Often girls ignore him because of his yellow shirt. But Paul is just one of those guys who doesnt take 'no' for an answer. Paul will butt-fuck anything he can sneak up on. His preference is girls his age but when he has extreme urges he will go anything. This list includes: puppies, kittens, lambs, old men, unborn fetus's and Greg.
Paul is a very naughty boy and should not be encouraged for his actions no matter how funny it is.
Paul is a very naughty boy and should not be encouraged for his actions no matter how funny it is.
Example 1:
Daughter crying: Mum! Mum! it has happened again!! Oh why does this keep happening?!
Mother: Oh no, Paul the rapist didnt butt-fuck lassie again did he? When will that boy learn....
Example 2:
Old man 1: Why do you have such a limp? And why are you bleeding from your anus?
Old man 2: Paul the rapist hid in my shower again and pounced on me as soon as I was naked. The nerve of that lad, I hate him and his yellow shirt....
Daughter crying: Mum! Mum! it has happened again!! Oh why does this keep happening?!
Mother: Oh no, Paul the rapist didnt butt-fuck lassie again did he? When will that boy learn....
Example 2:
Old man 1: Why do you have such a limp? And why are you bleeding from your anus?
Old man 2: Paul the rapist hid in my shower again and pounced on me as soon as I was naked. The nerve of that lad, I hate him and his yellow shirt....
by Hsoj!!! August 25, 2009
Get the Paul the rapist mug.Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting c---
Moo!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting giraffe.
Interrupting gir---
*stick your tongue out*
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting sloth.
Interrupting slo---
*slowly move arm forward sticking out three fingers*
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting starfish.
Interrupting star---
*slam open hand in the other person's face*
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting rapist.
Interrupting rap---
*slowly slide hand up the other person's thigh (being careful to not get slapped with a sexual harrassment charge)*
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting c---
Moo!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting giraffe.
Interrupting gir---
*stick your tongue out*
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting sloth.
Interrupting slo---
*slowly move arm forward sticking out three fingers*
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting starfish.
Interrupting star---
*slam open hand in the other person's face*
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting rapist.
Interrupting rap---
*slowly slide hand up the other person's thigh (being careful to not get slapped with a sexual harrassment charge)*
by S. Pap. and Lover. April 23, 2006
Get the interrupting rapist mug.Someone who forces another to have sexual intercourse(rape) also known as sexual assault. Rape is generally considered a serious sex crime and a crime against humanity. Male rapists under one theory are motivated to rape woman not because of sexual urges but have the need to control or dominate them. Different types of rape are date rape, gang rape, marital rape or spousal rape, prison rape, acquaintance rape, war rape and statutory rape.
Convict: A Croatian, he is a convicted rapist who has never served time for his crimes.
Police: We are working hard to catch this serial rapist who has now struck ten times, nine of those over the past three months.
Police: We are working hard to catch this serial rapist who has now struck ten times, nine of those over the past three months.
by inForming June 26, 2009
Get the rapist mug.A: Hey man, I found you naked sleeping next to a dead raccoon again.
B: It's my life, I do what I want.
A: You should get checked for rapies....and you should stop drinking.
B: I'm so lonely.
B: It's my life, I do what I want.
A: You should get checked for rapies....and you should stop drinking.
B: I'm so lonely.
by whiskeymakestheouchiesgoaway January 20, 2009
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