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Rapies

1 Contracting rabies after the rape of a wild animal.

A: Hey man, I found you naked sleeping next to a dead raccoon again.
B: It's my life, I do what I want.
A: You should get checked for rapies....and you should stop drinking.
B: I'm so lonely.

by whiskeymakestheouchiesgoaway January 20, 2009