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madonna / whore range

The opposite of the Madonna whore complex, the Madonna whore range is the celebration and admiration of women/femme's sexuality, recognising that they can be both sexually liberated and full human beings at the same damn time
Look at that sultry historian 😍 she has the full madonna / whore range!
by AMALIE STEPMUM November 19, 2020
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driving range

Where one goes to crush golf balls off a tee on a fenced in range while imagining the face of their boss on the golf ball.
I go to the driving range when my supervisor pisses me off.
by whitemale_98 January 6, 2005
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Free-range

Free-range woman - loose woman who likes being loose at least 6 hours a day
Ana is a free-range woman, she screws around every night.
by Besik January 2, 2012
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Vocal Range

A range that describes how high and how low one's singing voice can go. There are letters which describe the key the note is, and numbers which describe the octave the note is in
Alex's vocal range is B4 - C6
by Dobby's Sock January 10, 2017
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Free Range Chicken

A young gay man who was raised on a farm.
Wow, that young gay farmboy looks hot in those bibs! Yes, he's a free range chicken!
by Alaska Dave January 11, 2011
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Free Range Christmas Tree

A Christmas tree cut down in the forest, most likely illegally by hicks, who are too cheap to go out and buy their own tree.
Cletus: Hey Billy Bob, you git yer Christmas tree from the tree lot down the road?

Billy Bob: No way, I saw a nice lookin' tree when I was drivin' down the highway, so I chopped her down and threw my nice free range Christmas tree in the back of my truck. Tis the season!
by Laleph December 14, 2010
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Free Range Yard Ape

Similar to the traditional Yard Ape however this subspecies is typically let free of the bounds of a fenced yard (while still chained to others of the species) and allowed to perform menial tasks about the plantation.

When in free range mode, local liquor stores must be kept under close watch as this species has a predisposition for robbery, usually around the time child support payments are due.

In order to maintain a high level of energy Free Range Yard Apes will typically seek out - chickamelon, 40 oz. malt beverages, all manner of fried chicken, watermelon, collard greens, hogmall, and red drink.
Free Range Yard Ape >> "Heyz mista plantation owner, Ize a really likin' bein' a free range yard ape, but Ize ain't liking the work."

Plantation Owner >> (While whipping Free Range Yard Ape) You want less work? Maybe after I work your ass over with the whip you will appreciate being a Free Range Yard Ape!

Free Range Yard Ape >> Yes massa'!
by Some Dumbass October 14, 2008
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