Random

The most annoying word ever. You'll say something that relates to your previous topic, yet they say it's random because they can't comprehen it.
"Cake is good. I just got one from the bakery, and it was chocolate."

"That was random, LMFAO."

"No, you asshole, we're still talking about cake."
by Juicalicious April 25, 2010
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randomness

any old bunch of crap that is thrown in together.
The froogle search showed a cat's hair mop that my bitch of an aunt refused to eat because her kitten's doctor had advised her against watching the new video by the old age hooligans. the Pharoas of egypt have taken their mobile phones and are now trying to felch a metaphysical representation of julius ceasar. the plaides have come down in the form of angels who aim to supplement the inorganic growth of tea pods because 1337 people have extended the antenna for maximum reception. The bottle is made biger by the magnifying glass or so one would think if the 14 presidents of the USA were real people. Fast track my mind into the vortex of immeasureable humanity so that the profane expressions of a rabid pundit can be tolerated by the mad goose that sits and chatters about the greater influences of butterflies on the phooning snow leopards of the sahara. A sting in the bing is a cool aria soundtrack where the jet planes all crashed into the mounds of the seven dead kings. I am drinking some whater now and if this goes on any longer you will get fucking irritated. frooling brooling grogs fet comb muck chigga wigga niche hournalism jet got goat froom pas quibejivemenns jsjjgoo sdoifjoidhfogi sdnfduoifhguoisdjfgj sdf sjkfidshfosjfdoiasfsdf coksllsjjsk cocksuckers.
by Gunkglumb June 05, 2005
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randoms

groups of people who show up at parties or gatherings usually intended only for memebers of certain other groups or institutions (IE University Keggers)
"hey man, where'd all those randoms come from?"

"there were a ton of randoms at Dave's place last night..."
by TheSanityAssassin November 03, 2004
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Random

The latest buzzword used amongst mindless teenagers as a way of showing just so utterly irreverent their predictable sense of humour is. Particularly dominant among English teens and University students, the word "random" or the act of being "random" is a desperate plea for others to recognise how totally against the grain of the norm you are and that you're really crazy and out there. Trouble is, being "random" is predictable, boring, moronic and extremely sad indeed.

Often used by an MTVeenager.
Uni Student: "Cheese! HA HA!"
Another Uni Student: "Wow that's soooo RANDOM! Let's go and buy some trendy clothes which have meaningless and pretentious words/numbers all over to make us look random."
by Pip January 30, 2005
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Randomer

A stranger/unknown person. Usually a friend of a friend.
"Who are those randomers over there?"

-Q. "Do you need a lift to the party tonight"

-A. "Yeah, can I bring a randomer along too?"
by xLx July 24, 2004
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Randoms

n. pl. People that are outside of your group or party, or outside of any party perhaps, ie. those who roll alone, especially on Xbox Live.
We just raped those guys in that last game, they must have all been randoms.

Who are these randoms we keep running into?
by eminutia January 16, 2010
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randoms

In online gaming, "randoms" refer to random people in a server who aren't your friends, clan- or guildmates.
"Yesterday I was playing with randoms. They didn't use voice chat so we lost."
by Compizfox October 30, 2013
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