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Night Ranger

A great American rock band from the 80's formed in San Fransisco. Featuring guitarists Brad Gillis, formerly of Ozzy Osbourne, and Jeff Watson. Some of their biggest hits include "Sister Christian", "(You Can Still) Rock In America", "When You Close Your Eyes", and "Don't Tell Me You Love Me." Their frontman Jack Blades went on to form Damn Yankees with Styx's Tommy Shaw and Ted Nugent.
Person A: "Damn, that song is awesome! Who does it?"

Person B: "Night Ranger"
by bladedguitar August 5, 2010
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White Ranger

1. One of the original Power Ranger that stole all of the red rangers glory beacuse of his gay long hair and pretty boy looks.

2. A member of an evil party known as the BNP
1. Wow the red ranger is kicking ass do you think he'll beat Rita Repulsa?...oh wait here comes the white ranger to steel all of the red rangers glory, what a cunt.

2. The asians in the local village were peacfully living their lives, until the BNP gained two seats in the European elections. The BNP are cunts.
by Kazzlid June 18, 2009
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Ranger School

A 64 day U.S. Army school in Ft. Benning, Ga. that teaches infantry tactics in harsh conditions. Soldiers are rotated through a series of squad positions in varying phases. It is considered the Army's best leadership school. Upon graduating Ranger School a soldier/sailor/marine receives a "Ranger Tab" and his "Victor Qualification" (a MOS identifier), and returns back to his unit.

SIDE NOTE: There is a huge misconception that Ranger School makes a participant a Army Ranger. This is false. Actual Rangers serve in the 75th Ranger Regiment (1st,2nd,3rd Battalions), and attend Ranger School as merely one of the requirements in order to be in their Ranger Battalion.
Bar patron: "Are you in the military?"
Ranger: "Yup."
Bar Patron: "I'm a Ranger. I was in for four years."
Ranger: "Cool, what battalion?"
Bar Patron: "The 82nd airborne."
Ranger: "Umm, how the fuck are you a Ranger then? I'm in 2nd Ranger Battalion, and have lost friends doing what what real Rangers do."
Bar Patron: "Well, I went to Ranger School.... I was victor qualified in the regular army."
Ranger: "Pfft. The tab is 64 day training event, the Scroll is a way of life."

Ranger School sucks. It is a gut check that gives you little rest or food while performing patrols, for long durations. But if you think thats hard try being in Ranger Regiment, where soldiers actually perform the special operations combat mission and train year round.

Soldiers, sailors, marines, and airmen can all attend Ranger School. It is open to all branches of services.
by 275WatchMan7tre April 24, 2010
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Ranger sock

A sock a male soldier keeps close by in order to pleasure himself with in order to contain the evidence. Used mostly in the field.
"Hey Private, don't forget to pack your Ranger sock in your sleeping bag!
by Ranger bat boy January 18, 2011
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Cum Ranger

When u beat your cock continuously for 3 hours without nutting but then finally decide to cum that you cum that hard and that much that it starts squirting out your ass (preferebly played with set up targets)
Joe: have you tried a cum ranger

Jamaal: cum
by Chaman Chee Berger September 21, 2020
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Rugger

This is the game of Rugby which takes its name from the English school where it was first played.

It is a ball game using a ball similar in shape to the one used in (American) Football. And just like American Football the idea is to get and keep the ball and do things with it. But that is where the similarity ends.

In Rugger you cannot pass the ball forwards.
In Rugger you cannot wear anything that might be seen to be protective, such as body armor, etc.
In Rugger it is understood that there are no cheerleaders or bands required nor allowed to be present.
In Rugger it is understood that as soon as somebody has possession of the ball, he is fair game for any kind of attack you can make as long as the referee doesn't see it and even then it is OK.
After the game, the men all go to the communal bath where they drink beer and sing bawdy songs, sharing the experience of picking the opponent's teeth out of various body parts and wondering where their own teeth have gone.
Rugger players make Football players look like Ballroom dancers.
Rugger players do not follow any rules except: do anything to get the ball, do anything to keep the ball, when all else fails, fall in a heap on top of whoever has the ball and proceed to kick, punch, gouge and bite any body parts you can see. Including your own.

Then go to a pub and drink copious amounts of beer. When the beer gets lumpy, strain it through a sock.
Charles: "What's so masculine about Rugger, then, Bert?"

Bert: "Fuck off you bastard and catch this ball. Mwahahaha"
by blueliner49 January 22, 2010
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Power Rangers

A powerful and influential religion lasting from 1993 to 1996. Since then on, copycat cults have immitated the initial ideas, albeit with much smaller influence on mass media and with significantly less followers. Their powers of persuasion are limited compared with the founding religion, meaning they have to change their identities every year since it's demise.
One of the key sprititual guidelines of Power Rangers, delivered by the Prophets Rocky de Santos and Adam Park.

Rocky: Double whammy?
Adam: You're on!
by Mosepipe December 15, 2008
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