Quotev

An online story/quiz sharing website with a majority of the population being a sexuality other than straight and having at least one mental illness. Almost everyone is a feral gremlin, you're not a special quirky person. If you have under a thousand followers, you may be called a carrot account. It's a mess of fandoms, book/movie/TV series, and chaos in general. The admins are rumored to be cryptids, which may be why the site is so cursed.

"Man, did you hear? @juicyspicepear deactivated on Quotev! I wonder why."
"All this Quotev drama is getting to me."
"Someone should make a Quotev meme subreddit."

by Paradox Incognito March 9, 2021

Fun quota

A fixed amount of entertainment or amusement that must be met by a single individual. It usually involves drinking copious amounts of alcohol until one nears blacking out. Easiest way to reach your fun quota is simple: just have fun and don't be a pussy.

Kirk: I'm almost at my fun quota. I just need a few more shots.

Mike: I've exceeded my fun quota, bitch get real!

by You don't see me December 30, 2009

air quotes

when whilst you are saying something, you hold your the pointer and middle fingers of yoru hands up in the air curled as if to make quotation marks as if to make the thing you said sound peculiar or strange. also used as a taunt.

Martha: wow, its been six years since i have seen you, whatever happened to your (air quotes) band?

Fred: hey! we turned out some really good stuff on our first CD!

Martha: fred, your (air quotes) band was only six guys and some italian stew pots.

by Zack June 4, 2004

quote unquote

A horribly incorrect way of citing a particular phrase or adding emphasis to a questionable term. Typically it preceeds the phrase and is accompanied by a stupid little fang finger gesture. If you currently use the term "quote unquote" (and especially if you do the finger thing) please stop it now. Don't feel bad. It's an understandable mistake because the idiots on Fox News say it all the time as does your boss at work, most probably. But read on...

First of all, it should be QUOTE and ENDQUOTE. These are the official names for the double apostrophe symbols (") on your keyboard.

Secondly, the proper syntax is to say QUOTE, followed by the phrase, closed by ENDQUOTE.

CORRECT USAGE (spoken):
What do you think of Bush's quote War on Terror endquote?

means:
What do you think of Bush's "War on Terror?"

INCORRECT USAGE (spoken):
What do you think of Bush's quote unquote War on Terror?

means:
What do you think of Bush's ""War on Terror?

Get it? Good. But try to avoid saying it altogether. Using the phrase "so-called" is much more acceptable. Example:
What do you think of Bush's so-called War on Terror?

(Incorrect but common usage)
BOSS: Ok people, let's get proactive. This is a win-win situation. So give it 110% and quote unquote kick some ass!
EMPLOYEE: Man, you're such a putz.

by Brendie December 10, 2006

quoted

To gain status in a gang. Sometimes used as a means to challenge another member with higher status(OG).

"You've been hangin' 'round the hood for a while lil hommie, its bought time you got quoted."

by Shnar September 18, 2008

pympy quotes

Pympy Quotes is a bad rip of of the website Witty profiles. They ripped off the owner, Steve, completely. They copied the whole format and it's the same idea. They copied the whole site. It has the same formats and quotes as witty does too. It's a sucky version of witty profiles and whoever made the website should be ashamed.

Girl 1: Did you see that website pympy quotes?
Girl 2: Yeah! They totally copied witty
Girl 1: I know, right. it sucks.

by CheysWorlddd September 10, 2011

Quotastic

A movie, television show, celebrity, book, artist or any other form of media that contains many great quotes.

I love Demetri Martin, Superbad, Perks of Being a Wallflower and How I Met Your Mother, it's so quotastic.

by jooooonnnnnnngosselinisatool September 23, 2009