also pwn3d, means to get owned horribly in counterstrike, starcraft, or whatever else your playing at your LAN
by Sparkletime August 11, 2004
pwned:v,past-tense;
After the rise of the term "owned" amungst multiplayer-gaming communitees the subsequent "pwned" was coined within prevelant multiplayer circles. The term is to bestow a level of dishonor upon its victim suggesting that the loser was owned in such a way that "it skipped the o and went straight to the p!!" However the existence of further slanders such as "qwned" and "rwned" are purely fictional.
After the rise of the term "owned" amungst multiplayer-gaming communitees the subsequent "pwned" was coined within prevelant multiplayer circles. The term is to bestow a level of dishonor upon its victim suggesting that the loser was owned in such a way that "it skipped the o and went straight to the p!!" However the existence of further slanders such as "qwned" and "rwned" are purely fictional.
past-tense:
"we pwn all u noobs!!1"counterstrike 4/1/2006
present-tense:
"Maybe today I'll pwn enough noobs to raise my rank in the server from 3 to 1"-'I hate yuo myg0t (pwned)' @www.worldspace.nu/flash/pwned.html
"we pwn all u noobs!!1"counterstrike 4/1/2006
present-tense:
"Maybe today I'll pwn enough noobs to raise my rank in the server from 3 to 1"-'I hate yuo myg0t (pwned)' @www.worldspace.nu/flash/pwned.html
by Bon Jabb April 04, 2006
Pronounced "pawned". A word to be used when describing a defeating occuance, when owned just doesn't cut it. More powerful than owned. Did not nesessarily start when an individual player misspelled it, but numerous players online kept overshooting the "O" on their keyboard and hit "P" instead.
"Dude, I totally got pwned by this haX0r last night playin C-Strike."
"Man, I totally pwned this nub last night, he was tryin to be 1337 like me"
"Man, I totally pwned this nub last night, he was tryin to be 1337 like me"
by Pirate.Guitar August 08, 2004
"Man, that man just got hit by six eighteen wheelers, eight cars, seven knights on horseback, and then hit with a mace. He got seriously pwned.
by the knave October 26, 2004
Pwned originated in Counter Strike when somebody was so ridiculosly owned that the guy stopped to type, "owned". But he was so dumbfounded by how hard he head raped this guy that he pressed "P" instead of "O". So pwned basically means so fucking owned its crazy and j00 g37 m4j0r1y 0wn3d s0 h4rd th4t 1t5 PWN3D.
Chris was walking down the street when all of a sudden a goose came up and chomped on his face. After this a shoeless jogger ran up to him, footsweeped him, then punched him in the stomach. The jogger then proceeded to scream "PWNED" as loud as he could in this mans face. After the incident the jogger continued on as if nothing had happened.
Sorry Chris, you got pwned.
Sorry Chris, you got pwned.
by Hamburger Legs August 17, 2005
plain and simple- when someone gets fucked up/puts their foot in their mouth/just makes a cock of themselves.
lynn: quentin tarintino is a talentless director. kill bill is stupid
two weeks later
lynn: jackie brown! i love this movie!
shari: pwned!
two weeks later
lynn: jackie brown! i love this movie!
shari: pwned!
by checkers June 12, 2006
by Joe Schofield October 17, 2007