i putty you

Putty, to feel sorry for someone who cannot think for themselves putty

Timmy, I putty you for not learning the truth.

by Osokx7 January 14, 2019

spank putty

A lotion or mixture used for masturbation.

Hey Joey can you hand me that spank putty...my weiner is as red as a baboon ass

by Johnny wacker April 21, 2014

chump putty

a person chumpy enough to be too much like someone else. Also "a zip lock freezer bag of marinated chump putty"; which is a cluster fucking group comprised of someone willing to fake a likeness of some one else to get laid.

groupies, "Those chump putty's think they are going to get laid for frontin'"

by Brenna Urban April 23, 2007

Museum Putty

Sugar daddy nut.

"To get my rent paid, I had to eat alot of museum putty"

by Jadddy January 10, 2021

Putty Ballooning

When a man blows air into a woman's vagina then presses on her uterus forcing the woman to queef.

Chris: Was it good for you?
Chris' Girl: Yeah... until you started putty ballooning me.
*Chris leaves with a black eye but a smile on his face*

by 4Justice4eva February 6, 2012

putty shuffaler

Scottish Dialect for someone who is slow, retarded.

"don't gie him that hammer he's a putty shuffaler"

by dictaroniiii June 5, 2014