cock pushups

To lay on the ground and let your boner lift you up.

Can you feel how my penis has bulked up? Its the cock pushups ive been doing, does it give u more pleasure?

by Brett December 28, 2002

pc pushups

See pc muscle
Tightening your pc muscle repeatedly to strengthen it, allowing greater control over coming. Done by premature ejaculators to get normal and by pornstars to get really good at sex.

I bet that guy lives with his parents and does pc pushups.

by screamin' jay hawkins July 9, 2005

cock pushups

The act of lying flat on one's stomach and lifting oneself with one's boner.

I've increased the strength of my penis by doing cock pushups.

by Massive_D of VN DT February 3, 2004

pushup

something I can't do

PE teacher: "get ready for the pushup fitness test"
me: "can we do knee pushups?"
PE teacher: *looks at me like I'm insane* "uhh... no..."
me: *gets down on mat, now looking stupid*
PE teacher: "ready, set, go!"
me: *does 2 half pushups before collapsing*
me: *continues to lie facedown looking dumb af, waiting for the other kids to finish so I can leave*

this is a true story

by TheRealSlamB36 May 13, 2020

Moon Pushups

Gloating about intercourse one had the night before, specifically when talking about missionary position.

We went to dinner, got a lil buzzed, went to her place, got a lil krunk, did some moon pushups...oh yeah buddy, a very physical evening.

by Mr2fist July 27, 2011

bobby brown pushups

to recieve fellatio whilst on top of your partner

' I put my nuts by your chin so when you look up / I be on top of you doing Bobby Brown pushups '

by r.a. March 10, 2004

Pre-emptive sex pushups

Pushups that a male will perform prier to having sex. The main purpose of these pushups is to get his muscles warmed up for having sex.

Chris: "One, two, three, four, five..."
Lisa: "What the hell are you doing?"
Chris: "Pre-emptive sex pushups."
Lisa: "Oh, ok."

by ChiStriker June 23, 2011