"When I was presenting my fiancee with the ring, it fumbled out of my fingers and rolled down the sidewalk into the sewer. I guess you can say I had a 4-carat run of bad luck. No pun intended."
"When I lost my job, my boss called security guards who took me by force and threw me outside their front door. Just as I was sitting there on the sidewalk, a man dropped a newspaper in my lap and I saw an ad for a job. I guess you can say the opportunity literally fell in my lap."
"Cats are like men when it comes to looking for a date. Their singing resembles cat wailing. Never go to Karaoke on a Saturday night if you don't like cats. The air will be thick with cat call both inside and outside."
"When I lost my job, my boss called security guards who took me by force and threw me outside their front door. Just as I was sitting there on the sidewalk, a man dropped a newspaper in my lap and I saw an ad for a job. I guess you can say the opportunity literally fell in my lap."
"Cats are like men when it comes to looking for a date. Their singing resembles cat wailing. Never go to Karaoke on a Saturday night if you don't like cats. The air will be thick with cat call both inside and outside."
by mamaiamjustaman December 15, 2011
a male of Indian descent whom thinks he is a player.
He tries to impress women with his comand of broken
english while blasting old rahjiv shakar tunes from his
cheap car stereo.
He tries to impress women with his comand of broken
english while blasting old rahjiv shakar tunes from his
cheap car stereo.
Did you see that pun-jabba trying to get lucky with that
hot chick?
He couldn't get laid with a hundred dollar bill stuck behind
each ear.
hot chick?
He couldn't get laid with a hundred dollar bill stuck behind
each ear.
by driver_im8 June 18, 2009
"Man that Indian girl gave me such a good Pun-job. I can't tell what are my pubes and her mustache hairs!
by Iheartpunjab March 29, 2009
1. The act of getting groped by a man of Indian origins around areas of the body that are commonly considered private. The groping occurs not with the hands, but with the dong (a.k.a. johnson, schlong, weiner).
2. The act of willingly getting jabbed in the poo-nanny with the male anatomy.
2. The act of willingly getting jabbed in the poo-nanny with the male anatomy.
(Inside a dance club; crowded dance floor)
Club Music: "I got a feeling ... tonight's gonna be a good night. Tonight's gonna be a good night ..."
Dancing Girl 1: What keeps poking me in the ass?
Dancing Girl 2: It's that guy behind you. He must have pun-jabbed you 20 times already.
Club Music: "I got a feeling ... tonight's gonna be a good night. Tonight's gonna be a good night ..."
Dancing Girl 1: What keeps poking me in the ass?
Dancing Girl 2: It's that guy behind you. He must have pun-jabbed you 20 times already.
by Michelle Spirits April 01, 2010
a signature sex move; a sex move first done by Simon Pun; similar to enlightenment, can be achieved but not taught
by jim s. crane March 18, 2009
Anyone who successfully engages in punnilingus
by Kyle Taylor (punning linguist extraordinaire) May 02, 2008
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