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Shorty Psychopath

A person who holds a knife and is really short (about the height of their knife) that also has a very high pitched voice and tries to kill everyone.
Person #1: "OH MY GOD! IT'S A PSYCHOPATH!

Person #2: "Don't worry, it's a shorty psychopath.
by Tubby McJif May 31, 2017
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Psychopath

Jake: Why are people on Urban Dictionary so crazy?

Matthew: You mean Psychopaths?
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Psychopath

- enjoys ice cold showers
- sprints up flights of stairs with extra weight for fun
Darryl is preoccupied with his daily psychopath tendencies again.
by dalatmalk December 21, 2021
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Psychopath

This bitch a psychopath
by Godlygodgod November 18, 2020
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Psychopathical

A person who acts in a psychopathic way
"Ryan, you are being a psychopathical human"
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Psychopaths

“Aren’t successful... unless, of course, they ARE successful... in which case, they aren’t psychopaths.... because the marker for psychopaths is... Um... success... Yeah, that’s right... Success... I know I said it was low conscientiousness and then I changed my mind to neuroticism... but now it’s success... because I’m the one who decides such things.... I’m not a charlatan, I swear!” ~ The Lord God Almighty Dr. Professor Prophet Jordan Benihana Peterson
Hym “You see him just changing the criteria at a whim, right? It’s not just me? Because when he talks about psychopaths all of the shit applies to himself... and then he changes what constitutes a psychopath to cover his own ass... like... yeah I exploit people in a callous (you meant callous not callow) way but... I’m successful... So I can’t be a psychopath because psychopaths aren’t successful... I mean... it’s not like a wrote a book that read like it was written by Dennis Renalds... My daughter didn’t say I moved around a lot... just ignore the people who don’t affirm my world view... and if you don’t... I’ll conspire with the government officials I’ve ingratiated myself with and silence them.... because I’m not a psychopath... as a matter of fact, all of that is the exact opposite of what a psychopath would do! That’s what a prophet does! I’m a prophet and my wife has prophetic dreams!!!”
by Hym Iam November 14, 2022
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