EA's justification on reddit for Star Wars Battlefront 2, claiming they weren't money hungry assholes, but the reply received over 600,000 downvotes.
EA: The intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment for unlocking different heroes.
EA: *Gets over 600,000 downvotes*
EA: Shit.
EA: *Gets over 600,000 downvotes*
EA: Shit.
by Boisin sauce May 19, 2018

Joe: Yo dog, what’s the weather like in Canada?
Sally: Provides 75% of our fruits and veggies from October to May.
Joe: oh shit, I better wear a coat and some boots.
Sally: Provides 75% of our fruits and veggies from October to May.
Joe: oh shit, I better wear a coat and some boots.
by Captain Figurative April 3, 2020

The person who is receiving penetrative anal sex is ‘providing the brown’. This is this is similar, but different, to someone who is providing the pink.
by JFDI March 4, 2016

One partner exclaims they need to poop! The other (male) partner quickly beats them to the restroom, plugging their butthole with his wiener. Keeps it in place until a profound explosion occurs.
I told Blake I was horny, but he said he had to poop. Disappointed, I decided to give him the Providence Plug.
by TJO - DP February 13, 2025

The boy's started at Yardhouse, had a yard of beer. then walked to Hooters to see boobs and get a Trash Can. To end the night the boy's went to Tahiti to see Jenny and have a Mai Tai. this is was we call the Providence Highway Trail
by Meowfthecreator October 14, 2023

an individual that can provide provisions (ie. monetary) for an individual lacking such in abundance. Similar to sugar mommy or sugar daddy, but can be used interchangeably to suit any special suitors, even those not confined to the gender binary system.
by jo_shua_d March 4, 2024

He was a generous Meat Provider, very good lover and well endowed.
I am not a Meat Receiver, I’m a Meat Provider
I am not a Meat Receiver, I’m a Meat Provider
by Meat Provider January 14, 2024
