Pronking

To hold onto someones beer while they are doing something that uses both of their hands (using the bathroom, digging for money, etc). Can also be used to hold other things, but it's main purpose is beer holding.

Hey man, pronking? I gotta piss.

Dude, pronking, I can't find my fucking money.

by Pronky McPronkerson September 3, 2011

poning the noobs

Getting your ass kicked in gears by GraGraGravity

Poning the noobs is fucking awesome

by Jim Morrison fucked your mom February 21, 2009

Pooning

1. Surfing the web or talking to your friends on facebook.

2. A last name.

Stacey enjoys pooning Jane.

JANE RHY would say "aww man i was just pooned by stacey"

There's this guy on facebook named William Poon.

by Piirate Sophia February 27, 2009

Pooning

The an alternative word to the word pooning.

GAY PEOPLE CAN POON

example of pooning

by GAY PEOPLE CAN POON February 23, 2019

pronging

term used to describe the feeling you get when you have had an ecstasy.

"I'm Pronging so hard man"

by Robert Large August 19, 2003

Pooningly

Poon.ing.ly – (adv) To describe an action that would deliver the poon to said doer of specific action.

Ex. The baseball player pooningly hit the ball over the fence. This caused all the females in the stands to swoon.

by adeloko84 March 31, 2009

Probing emotions

The effort journalists and tv hosts make to get the people they interview to cry on camera. The emotional response gets media attention and drives ratings. emotion, crying, drama, if it bleeds it leads, media, journalism, soap opera, bating, interview

I get so sick of these tv hosts trying to get natural disaster victims to cry about the loss of their homes. It's so opportunistic and disgusting, this probing emotions crap is just wrong-this is what journalism has become.

by joecoolthefool June 15, 2016