Project Rockstar

Project Rockstar its not just for Christmas its for life. Once you join you will never leave (See addiction)
Home of Codemonkey.
A banner a day will make the pop ups go away.

See this website(its the best):

www.projectrockstar.com/entry.asp

by Josh February 21, 2004

fridge protector

Someone who relentlessly protects the fridge at all cost

"Aye Cedric you see that big ass fridge protector over there"

by Tsavage901 October 5, 2017

school project

The universal excuse for obtaining something you shouldn't have. Occasionally used for something illegal. Can be substituted for "My dad asked for me to get it for him."
Sometimes chain stores don't buy this excuse.

Store Clerk: Why do you need to buy this potassiam nitrate?
Bob: Uhhh.. school project.

Store Clerk2: Why do you need this spraypaint?
Bob: Uhhh.. school project.

Store Clerk3: Why do you need a lighter?
Bob: My dad asked me to get it for him.

by zach n December 10, 2008

Ford Prefect

Field researcher for the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Pretends to be an actor from Guildford, England, but is actually from somewhere around Betelgeuse. Concvinced his name in inconspicuous. Believes in never buying your own drinks.

"How reliable is he?"
"How reliable? How shallow is the ocean? How cold is the sun?"

by Jonah Rowley January 9, 2005

Pocket Protector

A plastic shieve inserted in one's shirt pocket to prevent pens from leaking and staining the shirt.
As far as i am aware it was invented in the US, and never exported to the rest of the world.
Not popular anymore, even among geeks

Yo, jigga whats wit the pocket protector?
I keep my dust in there, bro

by Nerg June 7, 2004

erectile projectile

A load of semen that a man shoots.

My erectile projectile just landed on my cat walking past :(

by weluvb0g February 3, 2004

Conservative Bible Project

A project by the horribly biased wiki Conservapedia in an attempt to 'remove' liberal 'bias' in the bible by retranslating it. It removes the story of the Adulteress in the New Testament, and changes 'thou shall not kill' into 'thou shall not murder', thus in turn promoting the beating up of women who get raped (just like Saudi Arabia) advocating the cruel and unusual death penalty. I heard there's going to be more horrible things.

The idiots at Conservapedia have decided to corrupt the word of the Lord by creating the Conservative Bible Project.

by Anonymous /religions/ October 12, 2009