Priestly Fuck

1- An act of intercourse where the male involved seems completely switched off from the idea that the woman is meant to be getting pleasure, and instead simply gallops towards the semen depositing finale. It leaves the woman feeling like she may as well have been elsewhere. This is a priestly fuck, as one imagines that's exactly how a priest would do it- with as little extra contact as possible so as to make it less of a sin.

2- That guy who disapproves of everything you do that he can't, much like a priest does. He's the bloke who feels it necessary to make himself look better than you by reacting with disgust and incredulous disbelief when hearing of your exploits. He's a priestly fuck, that one. He probably wanks and cries over tales of his mate's debauchery.

1- "I thought you liked Tim, why did you split up?"

"Well, he was a good guy outside of the bedroom, but once we got in there, he subjected me to the most priestly fuck ever, and didn't show any interest in trying again. It's over."

2- Tom- "So I shagged them both. You only live once, right?"

(The assembled mates laugh and agree, gazing at Tom in awe. All except for one.)

Ross- "You ought to be ashamed of yourself"

(Ross gets up and goes to the bar, shaking his head and tutting. The men sit and reel in disbelief)

Tom- "Priestly Fuck!"

by MagickDio May 20, 2010

catholic priest

1. pedophile, child raper
2. male member of the Roman Catholic Church hierarchy

Man, I saw this loli walking around outside unattended. Lucky for her I'm not a Catholic Priest.

by filipino phil September 27, 2010

The Prestige

A sex act based on the 'Teleporting Man' illusion from the movie The Prestige.
An unsuspecting female participant engages in sex in the 'doggy style' position in a dark room with the 'Magician' while his friend hides in a cupboard. In the middle of the act, the Magician pulls out and his friend sneakily swaps into position as the magician quietly exits through a window.
The climax of the trick is when the magician re-appears at the door fully clothed and turns on the light and reveals himself to the much surprised participant.

Last night I brought home a girl that thought she was all that. Imagine her surprise when me and my dad got her with 'The Prestige'.

by Kiwilicious January 29, 2008

Prestyling

The act of preparing to spit fire (aka freestyle). This time is often dominated by language such as; Uhh, let's go, 'bout to spit! Also: Prestyle, Prestyled...

Phillip: Uhhhhh..... Yeah..... I got 'dis.....
Bob: Ayyy yo! Phillip! Stop prestyling and start rapping!

by Jamaclidis April 23, 2015

Presten

Presten is typically a fun guy who likes to joke around. He is a sporty person who is determined to improve through consistent hard work. Although he can be brutally honest, he is a kind guy who cares about people's feeling. He can tend to struggle to keep his focus, but he works hard to come out on top.

I met a boy named Presten in 7th grade.

by Nagem H April 29, 2019

preston goodplay

Preston good play is the best character from campcamp and should be your favorite

“Have you heard of Preston goodplay?”
“Yes! He’s my favorite campcamp character!”

“Good.”

by Gayzerr June 11, 2021

Sneeze Priest

A random person who says "God Bless You" when you sneeze but seldom goes to church and is not really religous. This forces you to acknoledge them or give the sign of the cross.

After sneezing in a public place, a stranger says "God Bless You" and looks at you with an expectaion of a thank you. Your friend says "who was that?" and you reply "I have no idea, he must be the local Sneeze Priest!"

by xctx February 26, 2009