Dutch Pretzel

When two men make ass-to-ass contact and proceed to reach between their legs. At this point they will masturbate each other to orgasm.

Did you see the Dutch pretzel that Jon and Steve pulled off?

by Pritt May 18, 2013

Wetzels Pretzel

An accidental sex-position that occurs when two people are beginning sexual intercourse and both individually try to begin with a different sex position, resulting in a miscommunication and a awkward tangled mess, instead of sex.

Due to their misfortunate lack of communication in the bedroom, Will and Kristina found themselves in an totally awkward Wetzels Pretzel, instead of the hot, steamy intercourse that they both desired.

by Phat Willy and K-Money May 6, 2011

Chocolate Pretzel

a pretzel, covered in shit. If you haven't seen Mall rats, then you wouldn't know.

Would you like a Chocolate Pretzel? (Hands douchebag tv host a shit covered pretzel)

by xero347 February 1, 2009

fag pretzel

1. An exaggerated form of couch cuddling that almost looks painful. 2. A contorted, twisted pile of limbs and apendages.

Look at Peter and Arielle in the fag pretzel on the couch!

by RichBee September 22, 2009

Pretzel nugget

When you fuck a guy or girl in the ass and dislodge a super dried chunk of shit and it falls out

Yo man that girl dropped a pretzel nugget

by StayKruel October 6, 2017

Hot pretzel

Having sex while both people are cross legged and shifting.

Hey Dominic I heard you and Boone did the hot pretzel last night

by Dominicsboner August 8, 2020

Pretzel 69

When you are doing a 69 and you perform a heel hook lock on her head when she's sucking your dick

Errol is getting amazing at Ju Jitsu, last night he performed a Pretzel 69 on me while I was sucking his dick

by bigsam6996 June 16, 2019