Elvis Presley 

Rediculous. Elvis Presley was clearly a man who loved his shoes. He valued the smartness of his blue ones so much that he'd prefer physical abuse, slander and destruction of his personal affects rather than risk scuffing his precious brushed leather footwear.

Well, you can knock me down,
Step in my face,
Slander my name
All over the place.
You can burn my house,
Steal my car,
Drink my liquor
From an old fruitjar.
You can do anything but lay off of my blue suede shoes because it's just not funny, ok? They were a gift from Hank Williams.

Elvis Presley by Chris Land July 6, 2005

Elvis Presley 

The king of rock n’ roll. Possibly the greatest man who ever existed. One of my friends from school told me that her friend’s great grandmother was in a movie with this legend.

“Elvis Presley is f**king lit!”

Elvis Presley by MTVDude June 23, 2021

Elvis Presley 

Not dead

"Elvis Presley is NOT DEAD!"

Elvis Presley by bob123456789987654321 August 8, 2009

Elvis Presley 

The man that got much credit and was named the "king of rock n roll" by society due to the fear of Chuck Berry's uprising as the pioneer of rock n' roll. People did not want African-Americans to have credit for anything important, therefore this action was taken.

Chuck Berry's "Johnny B. Goode" is one of rock's greatest innovations. Elvis Presley doesn't hold a candle.

Elvis Presley by ACDCLEDZEPPEDLINRUSH December 30, 2010

Elvis Presley 

An obese drug addict that had an unusually fat ass considering he liked to gyrate his hips a lot. He stole rock from all of the little afro-babies. He's also known for covering The Beatles songs by shoving a microphone in his shit box after he ate a bunch of Mexican food, he'd then hover over the mixer and hit 'record' while the original song was playing in the background. His on-stage attire can be best described as that of a faggot Bruce Lee jumpsuit with sparkly tigers on it. There's also a misconception regarding the oversized. gold-plated rims on his glasses. They were not intended to be a fashion statement, they were simply in proportion to the massive frames constructed to house his fat-fuck head. He died on the crapper while taking a massive shit that was a mixture of barbiturates, booze and fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches.

There's also another obese musician that shares the same forename, Elvis Costello. Though he hasn't died on the shitter.

If Elvis Presley is the King of Rock n Roll, then Chuck Berry IS Rock n Roll

Elvis Presley by yannimyfanny December 22, 2008

Elvis presley 

A weird bloke who died on the toilet cos he was on drugs.

Elvis presley

Elvis presley by hockeystick202 June 3, 2009

the presley 

While being blown, just before you finish, pull out real fast, shoot in your hand then run it through her hair while yelling, "Thank you, thank you very much!"

"Hey, man, did you hear about 'The Presley'? That shit is pretty crazy"

the presley by Batman Knows Things May 25, 2014