Pseudo-productive

Only slightly productive or unproductive; lying on a spectrum between "total waste of oxygen" and "you solved world hunger"

Instead of choosing between watching TV and doing work i decided to be pseudo-productive and do a bit of both

by The annoynce jen August 2, 2022

Ghost Productive

When you spend hours looking busy, with tabs open, notes everywhere, intense face on.. but you accomplish absolutely nothing significant.

I was being "ghost productive' all day, but I still gave absolutely zero clue as to what I'm doing.

by kimchi.ngu January 26, 2026

Mal-productive

The act of getting work, a goal, or task done through nefarious or criminal means.

i.e. "John is mal-productive in that he gets the company paid but he doesn't care who gets screwed over or if he goes to jail. I like John, but blackmailing our boss for a raise is a little mean."

by Buttcheeks McAdams May 5, 2025

productivityproximity

Being in close range of and thus influenced by productivity.

There's much ado about productivityproximity.

by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008

Predictile

To project an educated guess on someone's behavior based on a self-centric point of view.

Mack: You just gonna jack it up...I've been there.

Sam: I'm not you. Keep your predictile opinion to yourself.

by Aijalon August 24, 2010

Productivitities

When man (or woman) gets shit done in order to see (or at least increase chance of seeing) breasts.

Knowing there was going to be babes at the after-work social, productivitities was through the roof in order to finish in time.

by Brad Borehole May 12, 2011

productivity fog

Fine particles of productivity suspended in the lower atmosphere. Arrises from the diligent application of labour upon larger macro-units of productivity. Differs from smog in being more upbeat and inspirational as well as less of a Debbie Downer.

Thanks to the myriad of factories working diligently within the vicinity , the school children of Beijing were ever blanketed in a thick, insulating productivity fog whilst at play.

by CrinosRome October 21, 2013