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Pseudo-productive

Only slightly productive or unproductive; lying on a spectrum between "total waste of oxygen" and "you solved world hunger"
Instead of choosing between watching TV and doing work i decided to be pseudo-productive and do a bit of both
by The annoynce jen August 2, 2022
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Ghost Productive

When you spend hours looking busy, with tabs open, notes everywhere, intense face on.. but you accomplish absolutely nothing significant.
I was being "ghost productive' all day, but I still gave absolutely zero clue as to what I'm doing.
by kimchi.ngu January 26, 2026
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Mal-productive

The act of getting work, a goal, or task done through nefarious or criminal means.
i.e. "John is mal-productive in that he gets the company paid but he doesn't care who gets screwed over or if he goes to jail. I like John, but blackmailing our boss for a raise is a little mean."
by Buttcheeks McAdams May 5, 2025
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productivityproximity

Being in close range of and thus influenced by productivity.
There's much ado about productivityproximity.
by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008
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Predictile

To project an educated guess on someone's behavior based on a self-centric point of view.
Mack: You just gonna jack it up...I've been there.

Sam: I'm not you. Keep your predictile opinion to yourself.
by Aijalon August 24, 2010
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Productivitities

When man (or woman) gets shit done in order to see (or at least increase chance of seeing) breasts.
Knowing there was going to be babes at the after-work social, productivitities was through the roof in order to finish in time.
by Brad Borehole May 12, 2011
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productivity fog

Fine particles of productivity suspended in the lower atmosphere. Arrises from the diligent application of labour upon larger macro-units of productivity. Differs from smog in being more upbeat and inspirational as well as less of a Debbie Downer.
Thanks to the myriad of factories working diligently within the vicinity , the school children of Beijing were ever blanketed in a thick, insulating productivity fog whilst at play.
by CrinosRome October 21, 2013
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