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Sexual Positions

Stupid pronunciation from sex positions, Sexposition.
read that by your self. Those are more than enough definition Dumb Ass
M: What kind of Sexual Positions do you have? I want it all

W: 69,miss,69 standing,doggy,ymca ,Viennese Oyster,cow girl,monkey bar.
by Quietzzz August 1, 2012
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Body positive

A way many girls can post pictures of themselves showing off their body and not get judged for it because they're supposedly supporting a good cause (to be comfortable in your skin).
Amber -"Did you see Stacey's body positive pic last night ?"

Courtney - "yeah she's such a hoe"
by Hannah goldsby June 16, 2016
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positive vibes

Modern catchphrase of popular commentary Youtuber Leafyishere. Made popular by YouTube and Twitter users around early 2016.
by mrsmiis July 13, 2016
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positive patty

The complete opposite of a Negative Nancy. One who always looks at the brighter side of things. With Positive Patty, the glass is always half full.
Nig nog: Momma, why we gots no food ta eats?
Positive Patty: Nigga, at least you gots a roof over yo head. Now go play with yo friends outside while I get my $220 hair did.

Nig nog: Officer, I swear I was going the speed limit, I've never even gotten a speeding ticket before!
Positive Patty: Now sir if you cooperate everything will be alright, jail isn't such a bad place after all.

Nig nog: Fuck niggas the po-lice is comin' and I be fucked UP!
Positive Patty: We'll be fine.

Nig nog: Why da whyte man gotta keep us down?
Positive Patty: Lemonjalow, if it weren't for the white man, who would be paying for your welfare checks?
by Oranjalow June 11, 2006
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H20 Positive

-receiving an STD through underwater fornication (sex)
-How was the underwater sex??? Was it everything you thought it would be???
-Ya it was sick but... I got an STD...
-You serious?
-dude... I'm H20 positive...

^get it? play on words there
by DirtyStoBro2012 July 2, 2011
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Piss Positions

The many ways and postures in which a man can have a piss. There are basically infinite Piss Positions, so here's some. Remember, these are guy's positions.

1: The Classic

This one needs no introduction. Begin standing up, with the genitals facing your target (toilet, tree, brick, whatever). Begin to urinate.

2: Squats
Squat over target. Begin urine stream.

3: Parkour (basic)
Stand a few feet away from target. Piss.

4: Advanced Parkour

Stand on a far away and slightly elevated object. Run and do parkour while keeping your stream on the target object.

5: Freestyle
Make one up! It's easy.
After going to the bar and having many drinks, Joe went camping with his friends, and joined them in inventing some new Piss Positions.
by TotallyTubularDude September 10, 2020
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positive

when you are nice even to the most nasty individual because you just cant help it, and the only way to hate is to force your self to.
giving to a helpless bum on the street because they need money to eat and live
by a mans gotta be a man December 29, 2004
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